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How I’d look in Springfield

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An amazing likeness I have to say…..

Get your own.


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July 9, 2007 at 6:37 pm

Posted in Films, Fun, LOL, TV

Colbert smacks Fox, CBS

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After a long wait (and some frustrating customer service experience with Foxtel, worth recounting later), we finally have cable TV at home. The big advantage is that we can now resume watching The Daily Show and The Colbert Report on the The Comedy Channel here (yes I know, I should be geeky enough to torrent the shows, but I like to watch them on TV).

The shows are delayed by a day here, so I only just saw Colbert’s smack down of the bizarre decision by Fox News and CBS not to air the following ad for Trojan condoms, apparently because the commercial does not promote “health-related” uses of condoms over “pregnancy prevention”!

Here is the original ad:

Its bad enough when the government assumes the role of a moral guardian, but private TV channels trying to do so is rank hypocrisy.
Anyway, Colbert gives it the treatment it deserves. Here is the link. “You can’t use sex to sell sex !” Priceless.

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June 26, 2007 at 9:02 pm

Posted in Fun, LOL, Rants, TV

Nothing to say about the Sopranos

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Never watched the show. Never had HBO and never felt like placing the DVDs on a Netflix queue. But since almost everyone in the blogosphere, from economics-/sociopolitical– to science-blogs are talking about it, I thought I would do a mandatory post.

Doesn’t add to the discussion. But then how many of my posts do ?

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June 13, 2007 at 8:48 pm

Posted in TV

Oscar commercials

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While not as heavily anticipated (nor as expensive) as the SuperBowl Ads, I found most of the advertisements running during the Oscar ceremony breaks quite enjoyable. For obvious reasons, if Budweiser and Coors dominated the SuperBowl, it was L’oreal for the Oscars. This allowed Aishwarya to make her Oscar appearance ! They even had an user generated commercial.

But the two best commercials of the night would have to be Apple’s iPhone and American Express’ Wes Anderson directs. Both were movie-themed and you can check them out here:

Apple’s iPhone: at Apple’s website.

Wes Anderson Amex commercial:

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February 26, 2007 at 9:10 am

Posted in Oscars, TV


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A day late (the day for recovery, which I will tell you – and have a large number of people agreeing – needs to be declared a holiday), but here is the mandatory SuperBowl post.

The SuperBowl is supposed to be a culmination of the ‘football’ season in the US – with the two arguably best teams playing each other. However, more than the actual sporting event, it’s the marketing hype surrounding the game that’s more prominent. Why this particular game has attracted so much attention from marketers would be an interesting study. Anyhow, it provides an excuse to have the first party after the New Year, so its all good.

Like last year, here goes my bulleted post-SuperBowl The Party, The Event and the game, thoughts.

1. Starting-off with the food and drink: home-made chicken wings (best investment we have made on a kitchen appliance – a deep fryer) dipped in five different home-made sauces, thick juicy burgers, Nathan’s hot-dogs – all washed down with Warsteiner (from a min-keg) and an assortment of other beers.

2. In an attempt to be classy (ie pre-beer guzzling) – we had Bloody Mary cocktails. Now, Bloody Mary is more of a Sunday brunch than evening drink – but no one complained on the anachronism. I made it from scratch of course – using mixes available on supermarket shelves would have been a travesty (I ‘cheated’ only insofar as using bottled tomato juice, instead of making the puree fresh). With an unnatural lack of modesty, I have to declare that it rocked! The drink was hot and zesty with kick at the end to keep you buzzing for a while. Recipe shall be posted soon.   

3. The SuperBowl Ads concept is now a victim of its hype and heightened expectations. Last year was disappointing and very few from this edition stuck in the mind. As usual, Budweiser, otherwise makers of the most awful lite beers in the world, had some of the better ones. The ‘wedding conducted auction-style’ and the ‘education of immigrants’ (featuring Carlos Mendia) were the funniest – with the Blockbuster animals trying to use a mouse a close second. FeDex was plain stupid. 

4. The New York Time’s Stuart Elliot thinks, and I kid you not that all the SuperBowl commercials somehow reflected the violence of the war in Iraq ! You can’t make this stuff up.

5. Okay – we know that two black coaches were facing off in the game and it would be eventually an historical event with the first win ever by an African-American coach. But did the TV network, play-callers and ad agencies have to beat us over the head reminding it ? Prejudice will be a thing of the past only when an incident such as this happens and no one notices.  

6. Probably one of the better half-time shows in recent memory (click the link for video). Prince channeling Jimmy Hendrix on a song by Dylan – priceless. Now, there were no wardrobe-malfunctions, but errr….I wonder how many complaints the FCC received for this:


7. The game itself: figuratively and literally messy in the steady rain with many turnovers and what-not. Exciting first half though. As Chicago made the punt-return touchdown, our first thought was the Ohio St-Florida game – the Bear met the same fate as Ohio St ! But I was rooting for the Colts all along and I am happy for both Peyton Manning and Tony Dungy – they have taken enough crap for supposedly being chokers. This should shut up the pundits for a while.

Now for 8 months of deciding what to do on Sunday afternoons.

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February 6, 2007 at 6:25 am

Posted in Sports, TV

The End of the World, as they see it

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It is not me indulging in dire apocalyptic predictions, but the news-channels – both the mind-numbing cable twenty-four hours as well as the brain-dead broadcast network variety – are mighty worried. Recent world events (conflict in the Middle East, heat wave in the US etc) seems to have convinced them that the end is near. Consequently they are going to town with stories about the Biblical prophecies of Armageddon and such bullshit.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, its no longer the town crackpot standing at the corner of Main Street with a sign – it’s your ‘reputable’ news-source that will have you scurrying to empty your bank balance and check out that neighbour’s wife who’s been eyeing you for all these years !   

CNN has taken the lead here. 

On July 31, CNN’s Paula Zahn Now featured a segment on “whether the crisis in the Middle East is actually a prelude to the end of the world,” marking the third time in eight days that CNN has devoted airtime to those claiming that the ongoing Mideast violence signals the coming of the Apocalypse. The segment included a report from CNN correspondent Delia Gallagher, which showed video clips of Christian author Joel C. Rosenberg comparing apocalyptic Scripture in the Bible to modern events.
Throughout the segment, an onscreen graphic of fiery horsemen appeared alongside the words, “Is it the End?” The segment also featured images of biblical drawings interspersed with video of toppled buildings and rubble from what appeared to be the current Middle East conflict.

And ABC’s Good Morning America decided to join the bandwagon:

On July 27, ABC’s Good Morning America joined CNN in featuring a segment on the potential coming of the Apocalypse, as indicated by current conflicts in the Middle East. Interviewing Christian authors Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins, co-host Robin Roberts asked: “You see what’s going on: the bombing in Haifa and Israel and it’s so close to the valley of Armageddon. And when you think about that, and people see this and think about [it], is it indeed Armageddon?” Jenkins replied that “it seems like we are heading toward something, and people want to know what it is and want to be ready.”

More on this madness at Media Matters and a take on Paula Zahn here.

Since I do not watch TV news, I would have been blissfully unaware of such media tomfoolery. But alas, about a week and half ago I was at the Denver airport waiting for a red-eye flight. It was pretty late at night and the TV sets in the gate area kept blaring out CNN News and in particular, Paula Zahn’s shrilled plugging of her upcoming ‘news-story’ about the impending apocalypse. I was in a drowsy semi-conscious state at the time and half-expected (or perhaps hoped) that it was all a figment of my satrical imagination, fuelled by the print edition of The Onion I had been perusing recently. Unfortunately, it was all too real – as I found out while watching The Daily Show a few days later (see clip below).

I know these channels cater to the lowest common denominator. But if these denominators include people gullible enough to feed on such cocked-up stories, I’d rather really be attacked by locusts or be engulfed by a flood or whatever it is that those who don’t go to heaven are subjected to. In defense of the common-man though, even the highest policy-making body in arguably the most powerful country of the world seems to take the doomsday prophesiers seriously,

And here’s another data point: Joel C. Rosenberg, who writes Christian apocalyptic fiction, told me in an interview this week that he was invited to a White House Bible study group last year to talk about current events and biblical prophecy.

Rosenberg said that on February 10, 2005, he came to speak to a “couple dozen” White House aides in the Old Executive Office Building — and has stayed in touch
with several of them since.

Rosenberg wouldn’t say exactly what was discussed. “The meeting itself was off the record, as you could imagine,” he said. He declined to name the staffer he said invited him
or describe the attendees in any way other than to say that the president was not among them. “I can’t imagine they’d want to talk about it,” he said.

“I can’t tell you that the people that I spoke with agree with me, or believe that prophecy can really help you understand what will happen next in the Middle East, but I’m not surprised that they’re intrigued.”

Sigh !

Post-Scripts: 1. I started writing this on Wednesday – did not get a chance to post it earlier. But Wednesday evening, the local WB affiliate was showing a re-run of The Simpsons’ episode ‘Thank God, Its Doomsday‘, which has Homer predicting and waiting for the rapture ! Coincidence ? 😉

2. If you really want to be prepared, keep an eye on the Rapture Index.

3. Finally, Jon Stewart at his mocking best, as usual.

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August 11, 2006 at 9:40 am

Posted in MSM, Politics, Rants, TV

Time delay in ABC World Cup Coverage

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Started watching the World Cup games (and don’t ask me which World Cup) from today (missed yesterday’s action due to a conference). After a while, was extremely fed up with ABC/ESPN’s coverage – the ‘play by play’ commentary is too inane, full of unnecessary jargons borrowed from American sports and too dumbed down, perhaps in an effort to target the ‘ignorant American’ audience. On top of that they had this sappy half-time feature that somehow tried to tie-in Germany’s Nazi and World War II past and their revival with the 1972 Olympics, the 1974 and this World Cup.

Anyway, finally switched to the Spanish channel, Univision – don’t understand much of what they are saying – but the inflections in their voice, especially the excitement whenever a shot is taken at the goal or someone is brought down by a heavy tackle etc, indcates that their heart is in the right place. Couple of points about the coverage. Firstly, crowd noise is more prominent in the Spanish channel – ABC mutes it down for some reason. Secondly, ABC has a 10-second delay in their coverage. What are they worried about – a waldrobe malfunction on the field ?

Btw, love the Adidas Jose + 10 ads. You can see them here and here.

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June 10, 2006 at 9:12 am

Posted in Soccer, TV, World Cup