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‘Maxim’ized Entertainment

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Even under the most lax of standards, no one would conceivably accuse the rag Maxim of carrying intellectually stimulating interviews on its pages.

Actually, I correct myself – their contents are stimulating, including for the brain or parts substituted for brains by the male of the species. Yet, I am not sure what to make of this Q&A in the Indian edition of Maxim with a beyond-the-letters-of-the-alphabet-grade starlet/model I had never heard of, Sherlyn Chopra (partly SFW). The highly entertaining interview is of course, simply a space filler (and even presented in the smallest possible font so as not to distract from the eye-candy) – but whether it is indented as a shock value for the repressed Indian male or is a spoof, I am not sure.

Few gems:

So we’re guessing you weren’t a big fan of Ajit movies with their “Mona ke saath Sona” dialogues.

Never! I used to hate those filmslike anything. They were proper sleazebag flicks.

 

Ah – that totally answers why I was corrupted early in life: I watched ‘Yaadon Ki Baarat‘, ‘Zanjeer’ and the likes ! This would also be a good time to point out that a quick search reveals Ms Chopra’s non-sleazebaggy acting pedigree, having starred (under the name Mona Chopra) in such art-house flicks as Naughty Boy and Jawani Diwani: A Youthful Ride. And obviously driven by critical acclaims from such serious films, she now sets her sights higher:

Would you like to act in a porn flick?

It depends on who will be directing it. I like Martin Scorsese. If he is the one, then I’d go to any extent for him.

Unfortunately, I now see ‘Raging Bull‘ in a whole different light. 😛

And not just art, apparently she has a very scientific approach to life:

Well… yes I have done it again and again, but then the next time it was me with a guy and a girl. I don’t believe in sticking to the normal 1:1 ratio thing. If you can heighten your pleasure in a ratio of 1:3 or 2:4, then why not?

Possibly the best damn scientific explanation of ménage à trois !

You could very well ask what I am doing perusing pages of Maxim India and I may well tell you its none of your business.

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Written by BongoP'o'ndit

October 17, 2007 at 10:49 pm

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  1. Tomar comment ei dekhlam. Khub shundor your 2006 Pujo post. What ’bout one this year…come on.

    Ei bar NPR er kono Puja feed ache ki ? Ami afternoon commute e NPR shuni, that usually doesn’t cover these.

    sandeepa

    October 18, 2007 at 9:26 am

  2. lol! was blog-hopping when i came across ur space. mona/sherlyn chopra… lol!! we’ve worked at her (at my now ex-job) and she’s beyond belief doped most of the times. that said, she does manage to provide fodder for wotever to a lot of indian men! LOL!
    nice space tho… 🙂

    rayshma

    October 23, 2007 at 5:54 pm

  3. Dude, you’ve promoted the Maxim site. I never had glance at its website, and now I’ve already spent 30 min drooling over it. Gems like this interview are available in gay (pun unintended) abundance.

    Kalyan Banerjee

    October 24, 2007 at 10:31 am


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