Due to reasons of random absences, ignoring the state and pleas of his blogospheric subjects and other such minor and irrelevant details [1], the minions are staging a coup de’tat [2], the first of its kind in the blogosphere, overthrowing the old Lord of the Blogosphere®, and appointing Patrix as our new one.
Appointments made by the disposed Lord will continue as usual.
Pliss to hail the new Lord.
Viva la revolucion !
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[1] Also because we have nothing better to do at the moment.
[2] Taking advantage of the current Lords MIA status on Gtalk.
We approve.
Down with LoB, who ignores us.
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Ah! *rushing to change my GTalk status* Must remind myself to get online first.
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