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Top Dialogues from Hindi movies

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Last week, I was watching American Film Institute’s 100 years…..100 movie quotes (with which I have some issues with but maybe more on it later) and I started thinking about famous/classic quotes from Hindi movies – or ‘dialogues’ as one should say since in almost all Hindi films you will find credits for ‘Dialogue’ in addition to the usual ‘Screenplay’ and ‘Story’.

However, inspite of having this dedicated person penning the dialogues, most of them are quite banal and used repeatedly in various films (e.g look here, here and here). Still some quotes like ‘Kitne aadmi the’ transcend the cliches and live in our memories. So I set out to compile the top 10 memorable/classic quotes from Hindi movies. Lists are always subjective and I am by no means a voracious watcher of Hindi films – hence I may have missed some – anyone reading this are welcome to come up with their own list or add to this.

(Additionally, one could argue quite persuasively that all good dialogues are either in Sholay or uttered on screen by Amitabh – but I have tried to mix things a bit).10. Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi – Maine Pyar Kiya : I know, I know – very tacky – but it had become quite famous at the time of its release. Also I had to have one ‘romantic’ quote.

9. Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi – one of the many funny Amitabh quotes (incidentally most of them are spoken when he is drunk)

8. Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan – the quote that spawned hundreds of ‘Ajit jokes’.

7. Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do – I know – its one of those hackneyed dialogues – but I included it since it was used so many times by this one actor Iftekar, speaking into a meagphone !

6. Paanch ruapiya bara ana – Chalti Ka Naam Gadi – the most memorable monetary transaction ?

5. Babumoshai…. – Anand

4. Ki..ki…ki…Kiran – Darr – The beginning of SRK’s endless hamming.

3. Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar – One of the very few times perhaps when Amitabh’s co-actor has run away with the better dialogue.

2. Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India – Rahul has an entire post on this.

1. Kitne aadmi the – Sholay – I am sure there will be very little arguement on this. (Btw, check this post)

Other contenders:

Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai - Sholay

Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya

I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english….because english is a phunny language - Namakhalal

I am sure there are some more out there – can’t remember them now.

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Written by BongoP'o'ndit

June 29, 2005 at 8:04 am

Posted in Films, Fun, India

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  1. Brilliant stuff….would add “Is desh main kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hota hain ” (if you are in the job market now you know how true that is), Shakti Kapoor’s “Ballmaaaaaa” (a personal favorite), Sunny Deol’s dialogue in Damini to Indrajit Chadda (whose exact wordings I do not remember) about the weight of his hand, “Rishte main main tera…” from Shahenshah…….

    “Kitne Admi The”—-no dispute….simply the greatest…and the sound of the belt clanking on the rocks—-sheer magic

    GREATBONG

    June 30, 2005 at 10:31 am

  2. Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na…toh aadmin ut-tha nahi ud jaata hai..

    Sabu

    April 25, 2006 at 9:43 am

  3. [...] Since, I am still feeling too lazy to write some actually meaningful posts (even though no one has ever accused me of writing ‘meaningful’ stuff), I thought I will borrow a page from this blogger, and repost some of my older stuff. I wrote this piece on Hindi film dialogues a little less than a year back when I had a different blog (on Blogger) and subsequently migrated it to the present blog. However, according to WP’s ‘Blog Stats’, this one actually gets the highest viewership among all the posts in my blog, easily beating the writings on Immigration or Quizzing (both of which got some exposure through DesiPundit). Much of this traffic comes by the way of searches for ‘Top Hindi movie dialogues’, ‘famous hindi film quotes’, ‘romantic dialogues ‘Amitabh dialogues’, and variations thereof. So why not bring it back to the top of the heap anyway ? [...]

  4. LOL, Great work hun. ” Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai,” :$:$

    Tahmina

    September 5, 2006 at 4:13 pm

  5. aaj sham 6 baje maut ke sat appendment hai, apendment enlgish bolta hai……. (agneepath)

    mutturaj

    September 20, 2006 at 11:30 am

  6. DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHIN, NAMUMKIN HAI

    Chintan

    November 24, 2006 at 12:01 am

  7. damini(sunny deol)- tarikh pe tarikh…
    gulshan grover – “badman”
    ghayal(sunny deol)- Utaar ke fenk do ye wardi aur pahan lo balwant raka patta apne gale mein…
    shakti kapoor- lolita aaooo…

    Rusty

    December 4, 2006 at 2:08 am

  8. sholay-
    kya pyari baatein karti hai??
    pyari nahi bahut sari baatein karti hai!!!!

    don(amitabh)-Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon li police kar rahi hai, lekin soniya, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..

    Rusty

    December 4, 2006 at 2:11 am

  9. rajesh khanna- pushpa, aye pushpa, i hate tears re…

    Lawaris(amitabh)-memsab, lawaris gandi naal i ka wo kida hota hai…

    Satte pe satta(amitabh)- daru pine se liwar kharab ho jaata hai..

    Rusty

    December 4, 2006 at 2:14 am

  10. Oooh man there are PLENTY…. But My favourite are the Amitabh ones: ESPECIALLY from AGNIPATH:

    Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega,

    Kabhi kabhi jab main zyada pee leta hoon to sochta hoon ke master ke biwi bacchhon ka kya hua hoga? Arrey hua kya hoga? Bheekh maangtey honge sadkon par!!

    Naam:Vijay deenanath chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam:deena nath chauhan, maa ka naam, suhasini chauhan

    From Sattey pe satta: Chaint khuli ke mainth khuli ki chaint

    I’ll update later

    Mobarobber

    December 13, 2006 at 11:39 pm

  11. In every courtroom scene

    Defence: par iska is case se kya talluk hai
    Prosecutor: talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai

    aditya

    December 14, 2006 at 12:00 am

  12. Rangeela: Abbey pair neeche kar, Abbey tu picture dekhney aaya hai ke pair?

    Aaye, Fan chalu kar, The A/C is on sir. Kya bola? Munna wokeh raha hai ke AC chal raha hai. Haan to usko bol na moonh idhar ghumayega.

    Prem chopda dialogues:
    1)Gayi bhains paani main.
    2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
    3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai

    Shakti Kapoor: Aaain teli tya maa mal dayi hai? Nahin? To fil taali tyopn nai bajata? Det ta nahin hai hamale laja baabu ko kitna majaa aa raha hai?

    Kya namaste namastey laga rakkhi hai? Daawat pe aaye ho kya?

    Ashok Saraf in Karan Arjun: Thakur to ggggiyo
    The entire movie “Baap numbari, Beta Dus nambari”
    tum yahan do minute ruko, main 5 minute main aata hoon

    Mobarobber

    December 14, 2006 at 12:11 am

  13. Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai’

    Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon: Shakti kapoor

    & Aditya SHEMI will blog the newxt one from Gol-mal (new)

    Mobarobber

    December 14, 2006 at 12:22 am

  14. some newbies here add to the old glory of bollywood famous dialogues:

    some of my favorites:
    hamare indore bhaisaab, paanch saal se chutar ghis rahe hai iski khatir….. Omkara

    badi lakdi mat utha…
    chutiye aur bewkoof mein dhage bhar ke pharak hega… aur jo dhaga hainch do, to kaun hai bewkoof, kaun chu**** , karod rupe ka prashan hai bhaiya…. saif in omkara.

    chachi 420 kaise bhool sakte hain… hari convert godbole…saari lag gayi… saari saari lag gayi.

    khurana sahab loves u… ? guess which movie is this?

    i can write endlessly on this topic…. more later.

    Vijay

    December 14, 2006 at 1:29 am

  15. Phata Poshter…. Nikla HERO!!!

    Ye aaya mera Vijju….

    Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!!

    Kuttey.. Main tera Khoon pee jaunga

    Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!

    Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon

    Agar mujhe 7 din ki chutti mil jaye to main to bistar se utthun hee nahin.. Vahin soun, utthun, khaana khaaun, fir soo jaun, utthu, khaana khaun, fir so jaun, uthu, vahin AAANNH karo fir so jaun (Sattey pe satta)

    Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai aapney? Nahin!!! Arrey Mukhtar singh vo aadmi hai jis se Police to police public bhee kaanpti hai..

    Scene from sattey pe satta where Amitabh visits Hema to give TARBOOZ.. & she throws the tarbooz out & calls Gorkha..

    Man the list is ENDLESS..

    Mobarobber

    December 14, 2006 at 4:25 am

  16. Rishtey main to hum tumharey baap hotey hain, Naam hai Shenshah

    Mobarobber

    December 15, 2006 at 12:48 am

  17. This Bollywood is driving my crazy I guess…. more so ‘The Amitabh Bachan’. I never wrote any blog ever (leave apart a few techy ones on experts-exchange etc.)since my rendezvous with internet… and would never have if it was not for Bollywood.

    ‘usse bada, haaan…. guru aur buddhu.. duniya ki gaai hai gaai… gai nahin bhains.. nahin bhains to kaali hoti hai… gaai. aur duniya ki kisi burai ke baare mein use kuch nahin maaloom’
    ….
    mom ki aankh, mom ka naak, mom ke honth, mom ka ‘****’ …the way bacchan actuates this … mind blowing..

    Vijay

    December 15, 2006 at 8:56 am

  18. don ke dushman ki sabse badi galti hai…. ki woh don ka dushman hai….[srk in don]

    Himanshu

    December 29, 2006 at 4:33 am

  19. The most liked movie that didn’t work LAMHE…
    * Mein Viren ko Panch saal se janti hun……
    Mein to unko taab se janti hu jaab se Mein panch saal ki thi!!
    (Best Dialogue FilmFare award for 1991)

    Viki Kapoor

    January 24, 2007 at 4:34 pm

  20. Jhakaazzz…….Anil Kapoor

    Viki Kapoor

    January 24, 2007 at 4:35 pm

  21. ai la plane!!

    itna sannata kyon hai bhai?

    Mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chor do!! Lo ye bhi bhagwaan se pyar karti hai… chor do ise.

    Mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chor do!! Agar tumhe bhagwan ke liye chor du to mujhekya milega GHANTA!!

    Satttu

    February 28, 2007 at 7:41 am

  22. from 16th december

    mera bharat mahan, sou mein se ninyanvein beman

    GURU

    March 6, 2007 at 11:27 am

  23. kya yahi pyar hai

    mera nam raj patil raja, raja ko praja dhoka de nahi sakti

    GURU

    March 6, 2007 at 11:29 am

  24. ” woh to thik hai jasbir , perrrrrrrr ye hua kaise?”
    guess this …….

    kunal and vinit

    March 16, 2007 at 6:11 am

  25. “bal bhi kate aur pata bhi nahi chala”
    take a guess.

    kunal and vinit

    March 16, 2007 at 6:12 am

  26. “Kya tumne kabhi use ye bataya ki tum bhi usse utana hi pyar karte ho ….dekho Aakash!
    guess.

    kunal and vinit

    March 16, 2007 at 6:13 am

  27. “Dekho behna darr gayi ,darr gayi”
    ?

    kunal and vinit

    March 16, 2007 at 6:14 am

  28. from Andaz apna apna :

    Aamir Khan to Shakti Kapoor : jab gaaon main bachchha rota hain,to uski maa kahti hai ki beta soja soja warna crime master gogo aa jayega..

    from Sholay :

    Gabbar to Sanjeev Kumar : mujhe apna haath dede thakur

    common dialogue : maine aapka namak khaaya hai maalik..

    Himanshu

    March 27, 2007 at 5:14 pm

  29. Sholey-
    kitne aadmi the re
    sarkar do
    vo do aur tum teen bohut naainsafi hain
    os bandook mein kitne goliya hain re
    sarkar chain
    dishkaun……….
    ab kitna goliya hain
    sarkar chain
    dishkaun
    tu bajgaya
    dishkaun
    tu bhi bajgaya
    dishkaun
    teenu bajhaya saala

    habiba

    April 12, 2007 at 5:45 am

  30. “Do Dost Ek Hie Piyali May Chai Piyengay”

    “Bolo Nahi Sunte Raho”

    Andaz Apna Apna..!! i really love tht movie and its dialouges

    Nazan

    April 22, 2007 at 4:53 pm

  31. [...] – in particular, the comedy. Since that happens to be my favorite genre, and since my old post on Hindi film dialogues is still the daily best-seller, so why not a shameless attempt at another such  traffic-hogging [...]

  32. Amitabh to Danny :- Waqt par pahunchna apna purana adat Hai. Aaj late hua iske liye mafi chahta hai. Koi Saala Hamare Kapdo par Keechar Uchala to hamne socha ise Dho Daale

    Monty

    May 3, 2007 at 11:12 am

  33. Pyar Hi to hota hai jo yaadoin me reh jata hai verna yaadoin main Rakha hi kya hota hai……..FIlm——–Family. Spoke by AKshy KUmar

    Vatsaly

    May 11, 2007 at 4:35 am

  34. don ka intezar to gayar mulko ki polic kar rahi hey par ek baat samaj lo DON ko pakad mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hey.

    Don

    May 22, 2007 at 6:47 am

  35. Kutteeeeee…mai tera khooon pee jaunga.

    Basanti in Kuttoo ke saamne mat naachna.

    Koun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai…

    Ankur

    May 25, 2007 at 2:32 am

  36. Raj Kuman in Pakeezah :-

    appke pare bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega , maile ho jaayenge

    Amit

    June 1, 2007 at 1:30 pm

  37. *Above should be read as- Raj Kumar

    Amit

    June 1, 2007 at 1:31 pm

  38. kuttey kamine … main tera khon phi javunga
    agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to barah nikal

    — dharampaji (and also his son sunny)

    zub l

    June 4, 2007 at 2:39 am

  39. Prem chopra in trishul in the end when he kidnaps the actress ; ” Aur haan ….police ko battane ki galti mat karna …kahin ghabrahat main goli na chal jaye”

    Manish

    June 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm

  40. guess this film its easy one
    actor 1 “sultan jabaan deta hai………”
    actor 2 “jabaan deta hai ..jabaan deta hai ..soch le ”
    actor 2 “jabaan kheech loonga teri ..jabaan kheech loonga teri ”
    actor 2 “phir tu jaan to de payega lekin jabaan nahi de payega”

    Manish

    June 13, 2007 at 1:12 pm

  41. Don

    Vijay “malik sahab hum charoon taraf se ghir chuke hain …”

    malik “hum nahi tum ghir chuke ho”
    malik “common take him boys”

    Manish

    June 13, 2007 at 1:17 pm

  42. Gabbar-Kitne admi they

    snowbunny

    July 5, 2007 at 10:19 pm

  43. Manish you rock

    snowbunny

    July 5, 2007 at 10:20 pm

  44. amithab-Darna zaroori hai

    snowbunny

    July 5, 2007 at 10:22 pm

  45. Jhon abraham -no smoking

    snowbunny

    July 5, 2007 at 10:24 pm

  46. “ishq de maire mitra mai jan de
    mitt gaye jaadoe jiid aaapnaan de ”
    katrina says to akshay in namaste london

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 2:43 pm

  47. akshaye:ye tumhare gaal pe kya hai? john:dari hai. maine aaj subha banayi thi. akshaye: tumne aaj subha banayi thi aur ab tak vaapas bhi aa gayi. ye shaving cream hai ya chavanprash

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 2:46 pm

  48. jindaga aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badalsakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 2:47 pm

  49. Ajay Devgan In Kaal: Log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat nahi karte.

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm

  50. Tum sarkar ko kya samajte ho? Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissaa hai . hum tum yeh ghaav sab is system ka hissaa hai. agar is system mein koi kamin ho to ise theek karna hamari utni hi zimmedari hai jitni ki sarkar ki.

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 2:49 pm

  51. “Mohabbat mein aisa anjaam ayga kabhi socha na tha roigi tu aur sakoon dil ko ayga khabhi socha na tha” (Bobby deol in Jurm to Lara

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 2:55 pm

  52. JAB TAK BHETNE KO NA KAHA JAYE KHARAY RAHO! YEH POLICE STATION HAI TUMARAY BAAP KA GHAR NAHI!

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 3:00 pm

  53. gawaar kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein bittha toh mainhi tha diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ….[devdas

    anshul mittal

    July 8, 2007 at 3:18 pm

  54. ONCE IN A BLUE MOON. KABHI KABHI ….. By Ranjeeth in VISHWANATH

    KRISSHH

    July 26, 2007 at 2:53 pm

  55. Paanch baje ke baad deva ki adaalat shuru hoti hain – SUNNY IN ZIDDI.

    KRISSHH

    July 26, 2007 at 2:55 pm

  56. hi
    a very common dialogue in all the movies
    1-MAIN TUMHARE BACCHE KI MAA BANENE WALI HOOO.
    2-MUJH BHAGWAN KEY LIYE CHOOD DO.

    Famous dialogues of AMITABH BACHHAN.
    1-JAO PEHLE USKA SIGN LEY KAR AAO JISNE MERE HAATHO MEY YE LIKH DIYA !!!!!!!!!!!!.
    2-AAJ MERE PAAS BANGLA HAIN,GADI HAI,BANK BALANCE HAI TUMARE PAAS KYA HAI.
    Famous dialogues of SHOLEY
    1Basanti inn kutto key saMNE MAT NACHNA.
    2Itna sannata kyu hai bhai??????????
    3EEEE haath humko de de thakur.
    A-Jaani jinke ghar siso key hothe hai wo dusro key ghar par pathar nai phekha karte.

    Shrestha Burman

    August 24, 2007 at 4:39 am

  57. Mother India
    Arre radha rani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NANA PATEKAR
    EK MACHHAR AADMI KO HINJJRA BANA DETA HAI

    Shrestha Burman

    August 24, 2007 at 4:45 am

  58. Govinda in “Deewane Mastane”

    Govinda: “Chal Hata Sawan ki Ghata, Khaal Khuja Batti buja ke soja nintukle pintukle, Vanti pe khadeli he banti baja rahi hai baar baar ghanti kulla mila ke paschim ko palatle… Bahut ho gaya phut le vat le…Chal jaa yaha se … Hawa ande yaar….”

    Anupam khair: “Ye kaha se sikha Bunnu bete?”

    Govinda: “Picture me dekha tha dad..!”

    Suchet

    August 26, 2007 at 9:27 am

  59. Inspiration. Let me see if I can add anything of value.

    J.A.P.

    J. Alfred Prufrock

    September 17, 2007 at 7:28 am

  60. Where is Tum Bin Guys!

    Yeh Dil bhi kitna stupid hai na Logic hi nahian Samjtha –Tum bin
    Janta hoon aap ko Sahrye ki zarorat nahian Bas saath dinye aaya hoon – Tum Bin

    Thanks and regards
    Ajay

    Ajay

    October 12, 2007 at 8:54 am

  61. Hi,check this out
    It is so simple to be happy, But it is so difficult to be simple.

    mmmm
    from Bawarchi, Wah Wah Wah

    Ajay

    October 15, 2007 at 6:47 am

  62. Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .
    Customer: I need help
    Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…….
    Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless
    Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
    Customer: What!!! I need your manager
    Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

    Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai…
    Customer : How dare you speak like that
    Shatru : Khaaaamoshhh

    Aashiq

    October 29, 2007 at 5:02 pm

  63. Very nice this blog =)

    cheapcigar

    November 6, 2007 at 3:23 pm

  64. Classic post guys….here are some from some of my favorite of my favorites……

    a) Arre bhaiyya duryodhan shaayad aap bhool rahein hain, ke aapko kucch aur kehna hai kucch aur karna hai……..

    and

    b) thehro nisaanchi…hum aa rahe hain hum…tohre baap….gauri sankar…….

    and ek baat suno panditji, tumse goli woli naa chalne waali, mantar phook ke hi maar daalo saale

    and

    c) Myself, GN Lakhanpal, bambai ke mashoor film director DN Lakhanpal ka naam to aapne suna hi hoga…

    Rahul

    November 27, 2007 at 8:33 am

  65. hiiii frns….

    plz plz plz… i want a dialogue.. can anyone give me that dialogue ??
    its frm movie CHEENI KUM…
    The dialogue in the movie is spoken by SEXY, a 6yr old girl to AMITAB…, its like —

    tum sad sad kyo ho..,
    sad sad mat raho..,
    tumhe happy sad rehna chahiye..,
    acha batao tum sad sad kyo ho,
    isiliye na kyo ki tume kisine kuch kaha….
    i dnt know more frns..
    hope so that here is someone who’ll help me out…
    plz plz plz….
    plz do give me that…
    plz

    MANSI

    December 9, 2007 at 1:47 pm

  66. i am krishnana Aiyaar em yay – Mithunda – Agneepath

    Vishal

    December 18, 2007 at 2:08 am

  67. Bade Bade desho mein aisi choti choti baate hoti rahti hai.

    Vinod

    December 23, 2007 at 12:01 pm

  68. On request from MANSI

    Eeh..Silent movie, thoda sound de na!
    Tu sad sad kyon hai, happy-sad kyon nahi?
    Hum sad kyun hote hain? Kyonki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy!
    Mann kab heavy, heavy hota hai? Jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai!
    Mann ko kon itna hurt kar sakta hai? Jo mann ke very very close hota hai!
    Mann ke very very close kon hota hai? Jiske sang mann very very happy feel karta hai!
    Happy tha, isliye sad hai na, So be happy-sad not sad-sad!”

    Vinod

    December 23, 2007 at 12:07 pm

  69. To all gals…

    “itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
    ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai….
    kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho
    toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein
    lag jaati hai…aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya…

    Regards with Love
    Rahul

    Rahul

    December 28, 2007 at 3:32 am

  70. Dabur seth…
    Main aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahin leta..–Amitabh in Deewar

    Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain….
    Vinod khanna in Haath ki Safai

    dhoka hua hai hamaare saath..dhoka hua hai..
    Ajay devgan in almost each one of his earlier films

    Main tumhe bhool nahin sakta kyunki yeh ho nahin sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool nahi sakti kyunki ye main hone nahi doonga….
    Suneil Shetty in Dhadkan

    Abhishek

    December 31, 2007 at 5:27 am

  71. This one is really a gud one…..

    ” Humein to apne ne loota, gairon mein kahan dum tha…
    Meri kashti hi doobi thi wahan jahan paani kam tha”

    Ajay Devgan in Dilwale

    Abhishek

    December 31, 2007 at 5:28 am

  72. “Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”
    “Naam- Shivaji Rao Waghle. Maratha hoon Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”
    Nana Patekar in Tiranga.

    “Na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se… Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se”
    One and only Rajkumar in Tiranga again

    “Mujhe parivartan pasand nahi mr.Aryan”
    Amitabh in Mohabbattein

    Abhishek

    December 31, 2007 at 5:34 am

  73. “Tarrekh pe tareekh… akhir kab tak Mylord”

    Sunny bhai in Damini

    Abhishek

    December 31, 2007 at 5:37 am

  74. Kin hindustaaniyon ki baat karte ho tum log….saari duniya jaanti hai humnein batwaare ke waqt aap logon ko 65 crore diye the tab jaake aapke sir pe tirpal aayi thi…
    sir dhakne ki aukaat nahi aur tum bandookon ki baat karte ho….

    Sunny deol in Gadar

    Abhishek

    January 2, 2008 at 9:42 am

  75. Hii VINOD…

    Thank you very very much for that cheeni kum dailogue…
    Thanks….

    TAKE CARE…!!!

    MANSI

    January 4, 2008 at 3:05 am

  76. Here are some funny dialogues from KHOSLA KA GHOSLA…..

    1) Bunty: (reading a writing on the brick wall) “Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai….oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?”

    2) Bunty: “Ab ke waale ghar se south kahaan padega?”
    Cherry: “Ab ke waale se bhi wahin padega.”
    Bunty: “Lo ji. Aise hi tees kilometer door jameen le li hai…”

    3) Sudha: “Waise…yeh Yuvraj naam kaise rahega?”
    Bunty: “Oh ji yeh cricketon waale naam safe nahin hote. Kal ko woh run banana band karega aur jootiyan isko padengi.”

    4) Vijinder: “Arre auntyji…”
    Bunty: “Oye aunty ko maar goli tu mere se baat kar. Us din to bade thain thain se note gin raha tha!”

    Khosla

    January 5, 2008 at 11:42 am

  77. great dialogues people here are some of favorites.

    munnabhai: eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata

    circuit: eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga tu sala behll kya karega.

    munnabhai: eh circuit tere ko pata hai sharer mein 110 type ka haddi hota hai todne ke time apun log sochtey they kia.

    shaaka: shaaka agar maal dena janta hai tu lena bhi janta hai

    dharmendra from phool aur patthar.

    jabbar: koi shak

    mithunda in ghulami.

    boxerbhai: jabse is rah pe chala hun na kafan saath leke ghumta hun mein.

    sanjubaba in hathyar

    rahul: tum hi mera pagalpan ho tum hi mera junoon hoo i love u k k k k kiran.

    srk in darr

    balubalram: saamp ko doodh pila rahe ho sarkar

    sanjubaba in khalnayak

    chainu: shyaam se keh dena ke shainu aaya tha agar aaj ke baad mere kisi bhi pathe pe haath uthaya tu mujhse bura koi nahin hoga

    shatrguhan sinha in mere apne i think the dialogue goes like this

    lali

    January 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  78. I need this complete dialogue

    NAMAK HALAL

    January 30, 2008 at 3:09 am

  79. Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
    Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
    behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
    because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
    barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
    year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
    Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
    told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
    match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
    into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
    and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
    Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
    Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
    Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
    they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
    Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
    this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
    and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
    consideration and ran and both of them got out.
    Ranjeet: O shut up.

    Neio

    February 11, 2008 at 12:52 pm

  80. Life in a Metro

    Shilpa :- Shaadi kuch sikhaye na sikhaye, Acting karma Zaroor Sikha deti hai

    Shilpa :- per use ghar nahi bana paye , 2 bedroom ka flat toh hamne bhi khreeda

    Irfan :- Rishtey Kisi Gurantee card ke saath toh aate nahi hai

    Manmeet

    February 13, 2008 at 7:09 am

  81. Cool blogg.
    Classics from Andaaz apna apna.
    Hey u need to dedicate a thread to this movie.

    Tum janver lok jungle mai kya ker rehe ho?
    Galti se mistake ho gaya.
    Gogoji aap ka ghagra…uthata hu uthata hu.
    Mai Teja hu, mark idher hai. Mark ko maro goli, mai teja hu. yeh teja teja kya hai…crimmaster gogo poochta hai ki Hiray kaha hai?
    aaila…uima.
    Mai tera game ker dalunga.

    The scene when Amer-prem meet Paresh Raval with the randsom money is a hoot…
    Teja::Chillata kyu hai…
    Amer::Ham kya kacche khiladi nahi hai…pehle uncle ko do fir paise lo
    Prem::Ye le ye le
    Amer::Rook. pehle uncle ko bhej
    Teja::Yeh dekh yeh dekh (Points his gun)…
    Amer::Prem kya ker raha hai, mai kub se keh raa hu
    He takes the thaili and says
    Yeh kya hai? maiyat ka firoothi ka chanda…mai kya chindichor dhikta hoo kya??
    Prem::Malik jitna tha utna laya hu.
    Amer::Dus lakh!! Dus lakh kahase late hum, Tumhe ladkiyoko kidnaab kernatha or uncle se magnatha. tumhara plan hi galat hai. Lagta hai kaccha khiladi ha.

    he gives the potli to his man and says
    maine inko 10lakh lane keliye kaha tha…inlok thaili mai laye…
    the guy says, boss ek ek lakh ke dus cheques hogay..
    while leaving he says khaberdaar!! ek rupiya bhi kherch mat kerna…

    Kanan

    February 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm

  82. Some classics from Hera-Pheri

    BabuBhaiyya: Kutriya saala, number dekh ke dial kar.

    BabuBhaiyya: Rakh diya phir bhi baat karta hai.

    BabuBhaiyya: Woh to main mast tail main fry kar ke khhaa gaya.

    BabuBhaiyya: Yahaan devi ka prasad nahin milta…

    Tapoori at bus stop to Asrani: double mangta hai kya? Advance doon kya? Chai se jyada saala kitli garam hai.

    There are plenty more but only remember so many…

    Chirag

    March 19, 2008 at 1:40 am

  83. i’m sure there’s a movie which has Shakti Kapoor often going, ‘Lovely! no?

    Jitendra

    March 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm

  84. Panna lal punnie – double horse power – shakti kapoor – does anyone remember this?

    Sunil

    April 2, 2008 at 7:26 am

  85. TASHAN’S NEWLY ADDED DIALOGU
    “FIRST…. IMPRESSION…. IZ LAST IMPRESSION….”

    DEV

    April 13, 2008 at 2:33 am

  86. Jo Pacchis saal me nahi hua, wo ab hoga – BIG B (Deewar)

    Dips

    April 22, 2008 at 5:27 am

  87. Aisi jagah marungi, na khud utth payega, na kuch uttha payega – Isha Koppikar (Kya Kool Hai Hum)

    Dips

    April 22, 2008 at 5:36 am

  88. Shaadi chote bhai ke saath aur suhaag raat bade bhai ke saath – Akshaye Khanna (Race)

    Dips

    April 22, 2008 at 5:48 am

  89. Hello all,

    I am working on bringing all these super famous dialogues in a collection of audio and video clips. But finding audio and video clips of all these famous dialogues is very difficult and time taking one. Still I am trying.Visit my eHorizon at http://sandeepraj001.googlepages.com/ to find many similar efforts.
    Can anyone help me in this great collection. I will surely mention the names of those who helped me in bringing this super collection.Waiting for a positive response.

    sandeepraj001

    May 23, 2008 at 5:28 am

  90. Nice blog
    check dis out

    “champion sirf ek hi hota hai aur uski jagah koi nahi le sakta,’Not even god’..”
    -hrithik roshan in D-2

    ” aaj to heera churaya hai kal ko kheera bhi chura sakti hai ye sunahri.” – aish in D-2

    Sheky

    June 12, 2008 at 3:06 am

  91. Can any one post dialogue from sholay…”shaadi ki baat of dharmendra by amitabh bacchan and mousiji”

    Thanks
    Regards,
    Sumeer

    Sumeer

    June 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm

  92. Chashme Baddoor – Miss Chamko

    Vikas

    July 2, 2008 at 2:25 am

  93. Mere Apne –
    Shatrughan Sinha: Shyam kahaan hai?
    Meena kumari: Wo to bittu ko le kar dawakhaane gaya hai

    Shatrughan Sinha: Aaye to usse keh dena chainu aayaa tha. bahut garmi hai khoon mein to beshak aa jaye maidaan mein

    Vikas

    July 2, 2008 at 3:04 am

  94. DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI

    BARE BARE DESHO ME AISI CHHOTI CHHOTI BAATEIN HOTI REHTI HAI

    riya

    July 6, 2008 at 6:24 am

  95. Movie:Lakhon mein ek
    Mehmood goes to Lalita pawar, and asks for food:

    main bhola aya hu maa main bhola…

    Movie: Seeta aur Geeta

    Sanjeev kumar introduces Hema malini to his parents:

    Sanjeev’s mom praises Hema and Hema responds-

    Hema: main maange hue kapdo mein humesh achi lagti hu

    nitin

    July 17, 2008 at 6:44 am

  96. i am trying to remeber this dialogue , but can ‘t put it together ..help

    ” Mera baap jiska sasur hae , wuske ke bahu ka …..”

    complete it

    Chandra

    July 18, 2008 at 7:18 am

  97. Hey People!!!
    You can superhit dialgoues in mp3 format in my blog

    http://hindidialogues.wordpress.com/

    U will enjoy I promise

    susrut316

    July 27, 2008 at 12:37 pm

  98. actress:
    main uske liye mar chuki hoon
    actor:
    woh bhi to aapki yado me pal pal mar raha hai..
    actress:
    to kah do use un yadon ki chittha
    bana ke jala de;
    actor:
    us chittha se uththa duan(smoke) bhi to aapke pyar ka hi hoga..

    (kayamat se kayamat tak)

    tks

    August 1, 2008 at 3:32 am

  99. The problem with our generation is that the top 10 are likely to be dialogues written by Salim-Javed for Amitabh Bachchan.

    But this is inspirational. Can’t leave out “Kitne aadmi they”, but shall try to come up with some others. There could be 10 from Sholay alone … “Tera naam kya hai Basanti”, “Mausi chakki peesing and peesing”, “Jis liye aap yeh kaam karte hain … PAII-sa!” …

    J.A.P.

    J. Alfred Prufrock

    August 14, 2008 at 1:00 am

  100. 6kGood idea.1n I compleatly disagree with last post . zsj
    паркетная доска 9y

    ламинат

    August 25, 2008 at 1:17 am

  101. “Mere do do baap” – Gopi Kishan (Sunil Shetty)

    royk

    September 1, 2008 at 11:13 am

  102. Eggjactly – Javed Jafferi, Salaam Namasthe

    Suraj Bihani

    September 16, 2008 at 4:46 am

  103. Bacche Ki Jaan Lega Kya – Akshay Kumar

    Suraj Bihani

    September 16, 2008 at 4:47 am

  104. Frienship mein no sorry, no thank you – salman khan, maine pyar kiya

    Suraj Bihani

    September 16, 2008 at 4:48 am

  105. Hum Angrez Ke jamane ke Jailor Hain – Asrani, Sholay

    Suraj Bihani

    September 16, 2008 at 4:49 am

  106. these are absolutely hillarious, its nice to see that most of these diaologues are old classics- (sholay) lol. keep the good work up and the dialogue by katrina kaif in namastey london to akshay kumar, the one that’s almost in full punjabi but really hard to understand, it sounds really nice and deep, but can someone please give me a clearer version, thanx

    elisha

    October 7, 2008 at 3:34 am

  107. 2 jhakkas Shatru dialogues:

    1. Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jis raakh se barood bane..use Vishwanath kehte hai!

    2. Ande se choch nikli nai ki kharoch marne ki soch raha hai..Chaaku sirf Chakku ke haath mein chakmakata hai..bhaison ki haath mein nahi!

    Gunjan

    October 13, 2008 at 8:29 am

  108. hum angrejo k zamaane ke jailor hai..haha

    divakar

    October 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm

  109. agar kisi cheez ko puri chiddat se chaho,,,to puri kayanaat usse aapse milvane par majboor ho jaati hai..

    har aurat ka khwaab hota hai..ek chutki sindoor

    from oso

    pinki

    November 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm

  110. gustakhi maaf?

    from which film is this? plzz can some one tell me?

    Anchu

    November 16, 2008 at 11:40 am

  111. chatri ke neeche aane ki invitation card bhedju kya?

    which movie?

    Anchu

    November 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm

  112. can i have the dialogue in HUM TUM ….
    Jo pyaar scha ho vo kabhi adhuraa …. ???

    Suma

    November 21, 2008 at 6:36 am

  113. saif: jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi

    interviewer: aur jo pyar adhura reh jaye woh

    Saif: sacha pyar kabhi adhura nahi rehta, ek na ek din usse poora hona hi hota hai

    interviewer: to aapki zindagi mein toh bahut se pyar aaye honge

    Saif: aya toh ek hi par aaya bahut baar

    Aditya

    December 4, 2008 at 7:41 am

  114. Andaaz Apna Apna: Dialouge

    Paresh Rawal: main teja hun kyonki mera naam bhi teja hai

    Aditya

    December 4, 2008 at 8:16 am

  115. Omkara: hamara gooda to dekh liya lagda bhayiya par jab woh kal ka firangi launda aapke muh se maalpua kheench ke bhagos gaya tab aapka gooda kaha gaya tha, company garden

    Aditya

    December 4, 2008 at 8:19 am

  116. I do not know if someone has written this already because I did not read all this, but I love the dialogue:

    Film: Waqt
    Raaj Kumar- “Jine ghar shishe ke ho, wo dusro pe patthar nahin pheka kar te”

    Mandy

    December 22, 2008 at 8:35 pm

  117. Paresh Rawal :Marathi manus jaga ho…….jay maharashtra …Which Film ? (baburao)

    Nitin

    January 3, 2009 at 7:14 am

  118. Baazigar —

    Jeet ke haarne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain..

    Ateeq

    January 5, 2009 at 7:03 pm

  119. kancha seth, bandook bhi dikhata aur pichhe pe hatata hai… – Agneepath

    Ravenous

    January 15, 2009 at 12:47 am

  120. is duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye na kahna bahot jaruri hai, comissioner. – Amitabh in Agneepath

    Ravenous

    January 15, 2009 at 12:48 am

  121. hii friends….
    i m loking 4 d dialouges from the movie swades….i wud be grtfull if u can avail me….thanks

    nikhil

    January 19, 2009 at 11:21 am

  122. “Dilli ki billi, khao, maro… paalo mat” … DEV D

    ZeeK

    February 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm

  123. DAVA BHI KAM NA AAYE KOYEE DUAA NA LAGE
    MERE KHUDA KISIKO PYAAR KI HAVA NA LAGE

    FROM— SARFAROSH

    Pankaj

    February 19, 2009 at 6:32 am

  124. Nitin,

    Hera Pheri

    Indy

    February 26, 2009 at 12:05 am

  125. Shakti Kapoor: Mamu, aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuu.

    Gulshan Grover: Gana(Sugarcane) chus ke

    Gulshan Grover: Punjab main aisa hota hai? Punjab main aisa nahi hota…

    Prem Chopra: Main woh cheez hu jo sheeshe sai pathar ko thor de

    Prem Chopra: Aap toh mera nature jante hai

    Suhag:
    Amitabh: Yeh Kya hai
    Other: Chapal
    Amitabh: Kon si?
    Other: kolapuri
    AMitabh: Number kya hai?
    Other: 6
    Amitabh: 6 nahi 9 saale

    Indy

    February 26, 2009 at 12:30 am

  126. Dil Chahata Hai : Mard ban Be a man!
    ek,do,char are ye theen kaha gaya mic leak horaha hai kya

    manx

    March 6, 2009 at 4:45 am

  127. mynishani

    April 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm

  128. I am trying to find the movie from this dialogue … I searched everything and everywhere but cant figure it out .. :(

    its a little kid saying “Mere do do baap ! , mere do do baap!”

    PLEASE help me figure this out …

    THANKS

    zee

    April 19, 2009 at 4:28 am

  129. these are some lines which i like very much……….
    Sarkar : tujhe maarne keliye mara yehan hona jaruri nehi hei…. lekin tujhe marta hun dekhna ka maza mein khana nehi chahtahu………

    Sharabi: Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?…Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata

    Trishul:Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai

    thanks and cheers…..
    srinivas

    srinivas

    May 2, 2009 at 5:52 am

  130. Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai.”
    -Kaala Paththar

    “Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

    “Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.” -Coolie

    “Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.” -Agneepath

    cheears………
    srinivas

    srinivas

    May 2, 2009 at 5:55 am

  131. main tumahre bache ki maa banne wali hu

    kuldeep

    May 15, 2009 at 1:23 am

  132. Sholey-

    Gabbar : kitne aadmi the re

    Kalia : sarkar do

    Gabbar : Suvar ke bacho…
    vo do aur tum teen fir bhi wapas aa gaye
    aa thu…..

    Gabbar: Are o Sambha kitni goli hai re os bandook mein

    Sambha: sarkar che

    Gabbar: Aadmi tin aur gili che bohut naainsafi
    hain

    dishkaun………. dishkaun………. dishkaun……….

    Gabbar: Ab barabar hai Aadmi tin aur goli bhi tin ab maja ayega

    Khat……………
    Gabbar: bajgaya sala

    Khat……………
    Gabbar: ye bhi bajgaya

    Gabbar: Ab tera kya hoga kalia

    Kalia: Sardar maine to aap ka namak khaya hai
    Sardar

    Gabbar: To ab gili kha

    Khat……………
    Gabbar: Ye bhi bach gaya ha ha ha ha ha ha
    Gabbar: teenu Harmjade bach gaye Ha ha ha ha

    dishkaun…. dishkaun…. dishkaun….

    Gabbar: Jo dar Gaya samjho mar gaya.

    Sandeep

    May 18, 2009 at 7:58 am

  133. bas ek haan ki intezaar mey raat yunhi guzaar jayeghi…ab to bas uljhan hai saath mere….neend kahan aayeghi….subha ki kiran najaane kaun sa sandesh layeghi…rhim jhim si gungunayeghi ya pyaas adoori rehe jayeghi

    thats to me the best dialouge

    RAHUL

    May 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm

  134. One more from Sholay:
    Thakur to Jai and Beeru.

    Agar janbaaj ho to naam ki fikr kyu karte ho…

    anand

    June 8, 2009 at 9:23 am

  135. @ Zee,
    Mere do do baap — its from GopiKishan

    paddy

    June 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm

  136. “picture abhi baaki hai mere dost” by sharuk from the movie OmShantiOm

    pbc

    June 21, 2009 at 9:00 am

  137. I need the famous dialogues of film Amitabh’s Ajooba……………….. “…………………………………………………………..wohi hota hai jo manjoore khuda hota hai”

    Shaitan

    June 26, 2009 at 4:31 am

  138. “Ye mera dil hai aapka hindustan nahi jispar aap raj kare”

    qaisar

    June 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm

  139. when friend taking there money back”Ye meri dosti hai koi rassi nahi jise gab chaahe tod ya phir jod di.”

    Ashish Gupta

    June 28, 2009 at 5:50 pm

  140. when i saw my mark sheet “Hey bhagwan tu itna kathor nahi ho sakta”

    qaisar

    June 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm

  141. Jinke bangle kaanch ke hote hai… Wo dusro ke banglaun par patthar nahi pheka karte …

    Ravi

    July 8, 2009 at 2:22 pm

  142. Good Work Everyone …
    would like to add some more …

    Sholay :
    1. Abe mausi se kon shaadi karega , saalo
    2. Main aa raha hoon mausi … Mausi ji !!!
    3. Ab kya karoo Mausi … mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai …
    to main baat apkki samjhoo ?
    4. Aadhe idhar jaao …. aadhe udhar jaao
    baaki mere peeche aao…
    5. pistol jail me aa chuka hai

    Andaaj apna apna :
    1. aap gyani hain dhyani hain antaryami hai
    main to kahta hoon aap purush hi nai hain
    mahapurush hain .
    2. shaabash mere sher
    ab aaya hai oot pahaad k neeche !!!

    Golmaal (old) :
    Mr. Utpal datt
    Tum us se shaadi karogi jis se main prem karta hoon !!!
    Aapka bhatti kidhar hai ?
    :)

    Neeraj

    July 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm

  143. i guess famous dialogue from legend Rajkumar says like

    Chinoy seth …
    jin ke ghar khud sheeshe k ho vo doosro par patthjar nai feka karte ?

    Neeraj

    July 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm

  144. Chak de India

    Vo kya hai na
    Humaari hockey me chhake nai hote !!
    and very famous
    sattar minute !!!

    Neeraj

    July 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm

  145. Khosla ka ghosla one of my fav …
    when bunty asks cherry about America
    1. oye tu sacchi ja raha hai america
    charry noded
    bunty again : teri to ban gayee yaar
    2. khosla saab jameen k maamle itne tedhe hote hain baad me sambhalte nai hain.
    3. rakh to main bina warrant k bhi rakh sakta hoon
    cherry : what do you mean ?
    meaning to main tanne andar samjhaaonga lock up me !
    badee der se english jhaad raha hai !
    4. katori
    5. sethi saab saal me do baar india aate hain ek baar tirupati ka chakkar lagaate hain ek baar mata k darshan k liye
    6. lo uncle ji maaro chot…
    7. par us k chaakar me humaare balbir pahalwan ko jail jaana pada (balbir pahalwaan greeting)
    8. jaat : vo jaha kahee bhi milte par yaha na milte

    Chasme baddoor :
    khushbudaar jhaagwala chamko.
    saeed jaaferey :jab tak mere paise nai mil riye main nai tal riya :)

    Neeraj

    July 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm

  146. dhamaal :
    Vijay raaz :
    nai mera matlab hai ki aapka engine challo quality ka hai !!

    Neeraj

    July 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm

  147. Deewar :
    Big B : ise apni jeb me rakh le peter !!!

    Neeraj

    July 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm

  148. Sholay :
    Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti !!

    Neeraj

    July 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm

  149. In hathoun ne abhi hathyar chore hain chalan nahi bholay. Sunny Deol (Jeet)

    Kashif Niazi

    August 1, 2009 at 1:20 am

  150. कहने को ये शहर है…….. सिर्फ़ कहने को… मालूम!!

    पर इदर जंगल का क़ानून चलता हैं मालूम… जंगल का..

    चूंटि को भिस्टुयया खाजता है..
    भिस्टुयया को मेन्डक..
    मेन्डक को साँप निकलजाता है…
    नेव्ला साँप को मारता है…
    भेड़िया नेव्लेका खून चूसलेता है..
    शेर भेड़ियों को चभाजता है…

    इदर हर ताकतवर अपने से कम को मारकर जीता है…. मालूम!!

    Sharath

    August 15, 2009 at 10:07 am

  151. Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.

    Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
    Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
    Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi.
    Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
    Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
    Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
    Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.

    Amrdp

    August 20, 2009 at 1:21 am

  152. Emotions bhi kitne stupid hote hain na, Logic hi nahi samjhte…!

    Guess Movie

    Parag

    August 20, 2009 at 6:06 am

  153. Ekk baar, bas ekk bar mere aankho main aankhen daal kay kahe do ki tum muj say payar nahi kartey

    Parag

    August 20, 2009 at 6:09 am

  154. zindagi aur maut oopar wale ke haath hai jahpanah ise naa to aap badal sakte hain na main, hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jinki dor oopar wale ke haath mein hai,kaun,kab,kaise uthega ye koi nahin jaanta ha ha ha……..

    Parag

    August 20, 2009 at 6:12 am

  155. Koeee Shak

    Sajid Khan

    August 26, 2009 at 2:28 am

  156. Galat cheez banaya ye telephone….udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai bolta kuch hai karta kuch hai

    Soch lekin jyaada mat soch…soch agar geheri ho jaye to faisle kamzor hua karte hai

    Munna

    August 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm

  157. Kaun kambhakt bardaash karne ke liye peeta hai…hum to peete hai taaki yaahan pe baith sake,tumhe dekh sake tumhe bardaash kar sake,behosh ho sake,paroo ko bhula sake, paroooo.

    Munna

    August 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm

  158. Jaan ki baazi lagane wala hota hai Jaanbaaz.

    Munna

    August 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm

  159. @parag
    Emotions bhi kitne stupid hote hain na, Logic hi nahi samjhte…!

    Guess Movie

    which muvie…i dont know??

    prashant

    August 29, 2009 at 4:54 pm

  160. are mausi ,,waise ladka hira hai hira! kamane ka kya hai ab jue mein roz roz to jeet nahi sakta hai, kabhi kabhi haar bhi jata hai. lekin ladke ki kismat bahut achhi hai. kabhi kuch bura nahi kehta hai. haal lekin daaroo aisi cheez hai ki 1 baar andar gayi to fir achhe bura ka kaha dhyaan rehta hai. waise ye jyada daroo bhi nahi peeta lekin jub bhi wo naachne waali ke paas jata hai to pata nahi ise kya ho jata hai…peeta hi chala jaata hai, control hi nahi kar pata hai! main to kehta hoon ki rishte ki liye issey achha ladka milana mushkil hai. haan bas ghar ka thikaana nahi hai. uska kya hai aaj nahi to kal wo bhi ho jayega. lekin ladka hira hai “hira

    neo

    August 31, 2009 at 12:35 pm

  161. My Favorites from Sharaabi

    Vicky:”Khile mein jang ladi jaathi hain, raha nahi jaatha.”

    Vicky:”Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hain ? Jigar ka dard upar se nahi maloom hota hain.”

    Vicky:”Hamaari Zindigi ka tamboo, teen bamboo pe khada hain”

    Vicky:”Munshiji, aapki baatein sirse upar jaaraha hain, zara level pe baat kijiye.”

    Vicky:”Chaand to ek hi hain, eh baako ke teen kahan se laayenge?”

    Vicky:Aaj kal ke daur mein hasi ki fasal ugti kaha hai, Meena ji ?
    ya toh deewana hase ya tu jise taufeeq de,
    warna is duniya mein aakar muskurata kaun hain?

    Vicky:Inki taarif kya kare meena ji, yeh toh sir se pao tak taarif hi taarif.

    Vicky:tofa dene wale ki niyat dekhi jaathi hain, uska keemat nahi.

    Vicky:Kooshish zaroor kijiyega, kyun ki waade aksar toot jaate hain, kooshisein kaamiyab hojaate hain.

    Vicky: Govardanseth, Samunder mein Tairnewaale Kuwe aur talaabon me dubki lagaya nahi karte.
    Govardanseth: Mein Samja nahi.
    Vicky: Aap Samjengebhi nahi, Baat zara level ki hai.

    Sharath

    August 31, 2009 at 3:20 pm

  162. Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?” -Amar Akbar Anthony
    “Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai.” -Kaala Paththar

    “Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

    “Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon.” -Trishul

    “Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar.” -Trishul

    “Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai.” -Sharabi

    “Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon.” -Sharabi

    “Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

    “Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain.” -Deewar

    “Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai.” -Kaaliya

    “Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah.” -Shahenshah

    “Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.” -Coolie

    “Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha.” -Kaaliya

    “Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai.” -Don

    ROUNAK

    September 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm

  163. hey floks can anyone give me da dialouge from veer-zaara climax

    the lines that shahruk narrates…maein khiadi no:786 ……

    can anyone give the complete dailouge…

    rohit

    September 22, 2009 at 3:10 am

  164. ab kya batayein mausi!! waise ladka hira hai hira! kamane ka kya hai ab aadmi jue mein roz roz to jeet nahi sakta hai, kabhi haar bhi jata hai. lekin ladke ki kismat bahut achhi hai. kabhi kuch bura nahi kehta hai. haan lekin daaroo aisi cheez hai ki 1 baar andar gayi to fir achhe bura ka kaha dhyaan rehta hai. waise ye jyada daroo bhi nahi peeta lekin jub bhi wo naachne waali ke paas jata hai to pata nahi ise kya ho jata hai…peeta hi chala jaata hai, control hi nahi kar pata hai! main to kehta hoon ki rishte ki liye issey achha ladka milna mushkil hai. haan bas ghar ka thikaana nahi hai. uska kya hai aaj nahi to kal wo bhi ho jayega. lekin ladka hira hai “hira” …

    sourabh

    September 28, 2009 at 9:56 am

  165. New diloge form salman from (wanted) movie

    1: Ek bar jo mai nay commitment kar de ya phir to mai apna aap ki bhi nahi sunta.

    sohail khan
    2: Bhijan mai to asiqk hu ek bar marugaa.

    sanjay dutt from (plan).
    3: Maana tu nay Ali bhai ka khana, Maana mai nay ali bhia ka khana, par tu is bhuday ki bath ko serious li mat lay naa, hamesha MUSHA say bach k rehana.

    Junior artis from (sholley).
    4: Bhai yah susat kya hota hai, jab a-mir log marta hai to ousa susat khata hai.

    Junior artis from (vastav)
    5: (kuch saran karo) khun hai garam to kai ke saram.

    essa

    October 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm

  166. ppl some dialogues of govinda or johnny lever.. some bhai giri dialogue..
    like abe sukhe khajur ke sade huye beech.. (johny lever)
    some more similar dialogues??

    pawan

    October 6, 2009 at 8:59 am

  167. “picture abhi baaki hai mere dost”

    “bhaagne ki koshis mat karna police ne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai”

    “kya soch kar aaye the??? sardar khus hoga?? shabashi dega??”

    “itna sannata kyon hai bhai”

    “bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana”

    “utha k patak dungi…karaate aate hai mujhe”

    “mobile, phone, ya fax…..koi no. to dede?”

    “sandel ka no. chahiye kya??”

    “Ramlal jao chai banaa kar lao”

    “nikal le ..patli gali se”

    “sudhar ja ..nalayak”

    “ramu kaka aap ish ghar main kab se kaam kar rahe ho”

    “basanti in kutto k saamne mat naachna”

    “ro rahe ho ya shakal hi aishi hai?”

    “aati kya khandala”

    “main tumhe bhool jau ye ho nhi sakta…aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi dunga”

    “shakal dekhi tumne kabhi apni”

    “judze saheb yahi wo khuni hai”

    “mere paas bangla hai gaadi hai ….kya hai tumahre pass”

    “sara sahar hame lion k naam se jaanta hai”

    “don ko pakadna mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai”

    “kya mast ruffchik ..jhakkashh item hai baaaaaaaap”

    “lagta hai tum mere bhai ko nhi jaante”

    “a bhaiiiiiiii machish milegi kya”

    “wah re lallu kya sujhi tujhe door ki….surat langoor ki aur chahat hai hoor ki?”

    “aji bhagyavaan sunti hooooooo..”

    “ohhh angel……..i like u”

    “pahuchte hi chitthi likhna”

    “jiyo mere laal”

    “oye hoye zaalim…tera nakhra”

    “aao laakhan singh kya khabar laaye ho”

    “arey beti pushpa kahaa majey le rahi ho”

    “radha beti …ghoom aai mele main”

    “luti hui saltnat k pitey hue sultaan”

    “Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi – one of the many funny Amitabh quotes ”

    “Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai ”

    “Babumoshai…”

    “Mogambo khush hua”

    ~ Sujit ~

    October 16, 2009 at 12:31 am

  168. pachaas kos dur jub koi bachha rota hai toh ma bolti hai so ja beta so ja nahi toh gabbar aa jaayega… woh bachha agar soya nahi hota toh woh bhi gabbar ko bolta, tere ko thakur ke saath kya langadi khelni thi kya jo ooske dono haath kaatkar shaan se oosko shaal odhne ke liye zinda rakha… tabhi 2 goli thok diya hota.. na woh jai aur viru ko lata na woh basanti ke saath Holi khelte aur na climax me teri maarte…..

    Ruben

    October 25, 2009 at 5:13 pm

  169. Aandu pandu samazaa kya? maratha hain bhai…

    Nana patekar in Tiranga.

    Atul Lokhande

    October 28, 2009 at 8:27 am

  170. tera baap kya photogrpher tha jo itni negative baat kar raha hai
    –all d best

    shaili

    October 29, 2009 at 7:12 am

  171. “RAMLAL”

    Gautam

    November 14, 2009 at 6:05 am

  172. Main AAP KE BACHE KI MAA BANNE WALI HU

    Gautam

    November 14, 2009 at 6:06 am

  173. “bhagvan ke liye mujhe chodato”…….

    vishal

    November 15, 2009 at 4:08 am

  174. Hi…above all..I suppose everyone forgot the famous dialogue – MAA KA DOODH PIYA HAI TOH SAAMNE AA!!

    Balaji

    November 28, 2009 at 12:47 am

  175. Jis School me Tum Padte Ho Waha ka Headmaster Aaj Bhi Hum Se Tution Le Raha Hai

    Alok

    November 28, 2009 at 2:22 am

  176. hilarious dialogue list:

    -“aap chinta mat kijiye, jab ghass ugegi to ghoda apne aap aa jayega” -Dhamal

    -“bahut dard ho raha hai bhai…ek quarter mil jata to……..Sala kidney nikal liya be!!!!” RUN

    -“kabira speaking(sunil shetty version)” – HERA PHERI

    -“gaonwalo aaj tumko meri baat sunni pading”- dharmendra SHOLEY

    “aaiye mein aapko lift de deta hoon
    -nahi hum log chale jayenge
    waise aapko jana kaha hai?
    – hum post office nahi ja rahe hai aur hamare pass koi chitthi bhi nahi hai
    kaun si chitthi?
    – wahi jisme aapke baare mein kuchh nahi likha hai aur hum ye bhi nahi jaante ki aap kaun hai” Paresh rawal and akshay kumar – AWARA PAGAL DEEWANA

    Anuj

    December 8, 2009 at 6:58 pm

  177. kyaa dialoguesss hai bhai aap loag ke keep it up welldone

    khan

    December 14, 2009 at 8:15 am

  178. well impressed with shero shayari n all of you guys…
    enjoy this is the only life time chilll…

    abhi

    December 15, 2009 at 2:51 am

  179. Can ne1 post the dialogue of KHUDA GAWAH
    “Sar zamine hindustan ko baadshah khan ka Salam…………..”

    VINSY

    December 20, 2009 at 2:36 am

  180. What about 3 very famous dialogues from shakti kapoor

    Before he rapes woman screams: Shorday mujhe kutay!!!

    Shakti then rapes and says: Ouuuuuuw

    After rape woman screams: Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

    Shakti Kapoor

    December 20, 2009 at 10:09 am

  181. ye dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi par padta hai to wo uthta nahi uth jata hai.

    tariq pe tariq ,tariq pe tariq , kab taq chalti rahegi ye tariqon ka silsila , is tariq ke chakkar me log jawani me muqadma karte hain aur budhape me aksar wo muqadma haar jaya karte hain. band kar dijiye ye nyay ka dwar taki koi is kaanoon ke chhakkar me na pade………………………

    Rockey malhotra

    December 20, 2009 at 10:39 am

  182. “main tumhe bhool jau ye ho nhi sakta…aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi dunga”

    teri zindgi me aise aise seen likh dunga jo na kabhi tune sune honge aur na kabhi dekhe honge. mera pariwar meri zindgi hai aur meri zindgi me koi dakhal andaji kare ye main bardast nahi kar sakta……………………..

    Rockey malhotra

    December 20, 2009 at 10:46 am

  183. ek baar jo maine commitment kar diya to uske baad main apne aap ki bhi nhi sunta 8)

    tarun

    January 8, 2010 at 1:34 am

  184. aal izz well

    Yogesh

    January 15, 2010 at 4:59 am

  185. Munna Bhai MBBS:- Sir, agar aadmi mar raha ho toh form bharna jaroori hai kya?

    Vishal

    January 18, 2010 at 11:39 pm

  186. aye baabu gosain…..

    deepa

    January 21, 2010 at 8:59 am

  187. hun…….tum kya jaano pyar kya hota hai-ajay devgan in hum dil de chuke sanam

    deepa

    January 21, 2010 at 9:01 am

  188. Ajay devgan-
    Ek baat kahun
    kya
    kuch nahi

    deepa

    January 21, 2010 at 9:03 am

  189. rajkumar-
    jaani……..ye bacho ke khelane ki cheez nahi hai,haath kat jaaye to khoon nikal aata hai.

    deepa

    January 21, 2010 at 9:11 am

  190. verry cooooooool yaaar,,,,,keep it up frnd…

    Ashu

    January 27, 2010 at 1:05 am

  191. tum har baat correct bol deti ho jaaneman …………….
    luv ajkal

    Sikhanni hu mai ….bhatinda ki…
    jab we met

    Swati lohia

    January 27, 2010 at 7:27 am

  192. @ parag

    tum bin

    Naveen

    January 29, 2010 at 2:16 am

  193. “Zindagi me paife kamaane ke do hi tareekein hain ..Fortcut ya Chhota Fortcut …” (Kaminey)

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 4:58 am

  194. “Pyaar Karna maine tumse sikha hai sameer … magar pyaar nibhana mujhey balraaj ne sikhaya hai” ..

    “Bhagwaan banane ki koshish nahin ker raha hun main ..
    .. aur jise tum khel keh rahi ho .. usme dono taraf meri hi haar hai … tum kya jaano pyaar kisy kehte hain ..”

    Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:02 am

  195. Dev:”itna Guroor … itna gurrorto chand ko bhi nahin hoga…”
    Paro:”kaise hoga … chaand pe daag jo hai “..

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:04 am

  196. “Tum to jee logi Anjali … Magar Main Marr Jaunga” (Dhadhkan)

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:06 am

  197. “Eyyy Deva …Utha le … Utha Le …Utha Le re baba … arrey mere ko nahin … in dono ko” (babu Rao).

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:09 am

  198. “kitni aasani se ginwa dia ..ki tumne mujhey kitne pal chaha .. par bhul gai ki un palon me bitata to main hi tha …
    diya tum jalaati thi … per jalta to main hi tha … ISHHHHHH”

    Devdas

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:11 am

  199. “Kyuon Banati ho tum ret ke mahal,
    Jise khud hi tod dalogi tum
    Aaj kehti ho is dijlale se pyar hai tumhe,
    Kal to mera naam tak bhul jayogi tum”

    DILJALE

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:12 am

  200. “Kaate Nahin Kat Te Lamhe Intezaar Ke,
    Nazaren Bichaein Baithe Hain Raste Pe Yaar Ke,
    Dil Ne Kaha Dekhe Jo Jalwe Husne Yaar Ke,
    Laya Hain Unhe Kaun Falak Se Utaar Ke…”

    Salmaan Khan urf Prem in “Hum Aapke Hain Kuan”

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 6, 2010 at 5:13 am

  201. “Shekh … Apni Apni Dekh..”

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 8, 2010 at 2:24 am

  202. “Main Paach Lakh Ka Sauda karne Aaya Hun Aur Meri Jeb me Paanch Footi Kaudi Bhi Nahin …”

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 8, 2010 at 2:38 am

  203. “Kisi Ki Pareshaani … Kisi Ka Tamshaa”

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 8, 2010 at 2:40 am

  204. ->”Be Positive Kajal” (No Entry)
    ->”Farq If baat fe Nahi Padta ki Tum Kaun Sa Rafta Chunte Ho Balki If baat fe padta hai ki tum kaun sa rafta Chhodte H0″ (Kaminey)
    ->”Saaaaaaare Darwaaze Band Ker Do …. Chhoti Maa Bhaag Rahi Hai” (Devdas)
    ->”Jaate Jaate Chela Guru Ko Jeena Sikha Gaya” (Anand)

    Deepak Dhasmana

    February 8, 2010 at 2:47 am

  205. ranbir kapoor im apkgk..

    aftr showing a flat..
    acha flat hain na koi gadha hi hoga jise yeh flat pasand nahi aayega..apko kaisa laga pinto uncle

    u stammer kabhi kabhi when i get get eeeeee enotional…

    Abhishek

    February 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm

  206. jo ek pal me aake gujar jaye,
    ye hawa ka wo jhonka hai aur kuch nahi,
    pyar kahti hai ye dunia jise,
    ek rangeen dhoka hai aur kuch nahi.

    ajay devgan urf shaka in “diljale”.

    deepa

    February 13, 2010 at 6:01 am

  207. aarju jhut hai aarju ka fareb khana nahi,
    khush jo rahna ho tumhe jindagi main,
    to dil kabhi kisi se lagana nahi.

    kyon banati ho ye ret ke mahal,
    jinhe ek rose khud mitaogi tum,
    aaj kahti ho is diljale se pyar hai tumhe
    kal mera naam tak bhul jaaogi tum.

    ajay devgan in diljale

    deepa

    February 13, 2010 at 6:07 am

  208. aag jo dil me lagi hai duniya me laga dunga main
    jo teri doli uthi jamane ko jala dunga main

    ajay devgan in diljale

    deepa

    February 13, 2010 at 8:41 am

  209. Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London

    Akshay Kumar dialogue in Namaste London when he is talking to the British man at the party and he talks about India’s achievements?

    Mr PringIe, he’d Iike to teII you
    something about India…

    When we greet one another,
    we foId our hands in namastey…

    because we beIieve…

    that God resides in the heart
    of every human being.

    We come from a nation where we aIIow
    a Iady of CathoIic origin…

    to step aside for a Sikh
    to be sworn in as Prime Minister…

    to a MusIim President to govern
    a nation of over 80 percent Hindus.

    It may aIso interest you
    to know that…

    many of the origins to your words
    come from Sanskrit.

    For exampIe,
    maatr becomes mother…

    bhratr becomes brother,
    giamiti becomes geometry

    trikonniti becomes trigonometry.

    We have 5600 newspapers…

    magazines in over twenty-one
    different Ianguages…

    with a combined readership
    of over 120 miIIion.

    We have reached the moon and back,
    but yet…

    you people still feel that we’ve onIy
    reached as far as the Indian rope trick

    We are the third largest pool in the word
    of doctors, engineers
    and scientists.

    Maybe your grandfather
    didn’t teII you that…

    we have the third Iargest army
    in the worId.

    And even then, I foId my hands
    in humiIity before you…

    because we don’t beIieve we are
    above or beneath any individuaI.

    And…

    namastey. :)

    Arif

    February 27, 2010 at 1:26 am

  210. i love u all

    rahul

    February 27, 2010 at 5:56 am

  211. jinke khud ke ghar sise ke hote hai,
    vo dusaro gharo par pathar nahi marte waqt

    deepa

    March 6, 2010 at 12:41 am

  212. Mere karan arjun aayengeeeeeeee!!!!
    lol…

    Rajeev

    March 6, 2010 at 5:07 am

  213. Kashinath humein khushi tumhari bahaduri dekh kar tumhe bhi khushi hogi
    Yeh jhankar ke aaj ke baad tum mere group mein kaam karoge

    Yeh majdoor ka haath hai kaatiya loha pigla kar uska akar badal deta hai, yeh taqat khoon pasiney se kamayie hoyie roti ki hai mujhe kisi ke tukron pe palne ki zarurat nahin.

    Keedein makhode ki tarha gali mein rehne se bahder hai ke hum mardo mein
    Raho sher ki tarha

    Pinjre mein akar tu sher bhi kuuutta ban jaata hai kaatiya tu chahta hai tere mein jahan kuuuutta banke rahun tu kahe tu bhonkon tu kahe tu katun,
    Aisa hi samjho toh kya hamare saath kaam karoge toh naam hoga tumhara
    Enaam melinge rupiya paisa milenge izzat hogi tuhmari aur log darenge tumse
    darakar logon ko woh jeeta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai. agar marad banne ka itna hi shock hai tu kuuutton ka sahara lena chood de katiya

    WASIM

    March 8, 2010 at 4:06 am

  214. sunny deol in ghatak
    Kashinath humein khushi tumhari bahaduri dekh kar tumhe bhi khushi hogi
    Yeh jhankar ke aaj ke baad tum mere group mein kaam karoge

    Yeh majdoor ka haath hai kaatiya loha pigla kar uska akar badal deta hai, yeh taqat khoon pasiney se kamayie hoyie roti ki hai mujhe kisi ke tukron pe palne ki zarurat nahin.

    Keedein makhode ki tarha gali mein rehne se bahder hai ke hum mardo mein
    Raho sher ki tarha

    Pinjre mein akar tu sher bhi kuuutta ban jaata hai kaatiya tu chahta hai tere mein jahan kuuuutta banke rahun tu kahe tu bhonkon tu kahe tu katun,
    Aisa hi samjho toh kya hamare saath kaam karoge toh naam hoga tumhara
    Enaam melinge rupiya paisa milenge izzat hogi tuhmari aur log darenge tumse
    darakar logon ko woh jeeta hai jiski hadiyon mein paani bhara hota hai. agar marad banne ka itna hi shock hai tu kuuutton ka sahara lena chood de katiya

    WASIM

    March 8, 2010 at 4:07 am

  215. sed more nana patekar’s funny diloge…

    Wiram Rathod

    March 16, 2010 at 2:46 pm

  216. ai la juhi chaawala .
    great work !!

    Manu Dixit

    March 16, 2010 at 5:01 pm

  217. jindaga aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badal sakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA- ANAND

    deepa

    March 22, 2010 at 2:51 am

  218. E Khuda Aaj Ye Faisla Karde,
    Use Mera ya Mujhe Uska Karde.
    Bahut Dukh Sahe He Maine,
    Koi Khusi Ab Toh Muqadar Karde.
    Bahot Mushkil Lagta Hai Usse Door Rehna,
    Judai Ke Safar Ko Kum Karde.
    Jitna Door Chale Gaye Woh Mujhse,
    Use Utna Kareeb Karde.
    Nahi Likha Agar Nasib Me Uska Naam,
    To Khatam Kar Ye Zindagi aur Mujhe FANAA Karde

    deepa

    March 22, 2010 at 2:56 am

  219. “Tumhara naam kya hai basanti?”- Sholay
    yun ki ye kaun bola- Sholay
    aj khush to bahut hoge tum hain- Deewar
    Hey bhagwaan tera lakh lakh suhkr hai- all the movies
    Agar 5 min or der ho jaati to- all the movies
    Maine injection de diya hai thodi der me hosh aa jayega- all the movies
    Main aj bhi fenke hue paise nahi uthata- Deewar
    Aye pushpa- Amar Prem
    Agneepath agneepath- Agneepath
    Ab kya karun mausi, mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai. To main rishta pakka samjhoon- Sholay
    Basanti in kutton ke samne mat naachna- Sholay
    Prem, prem chopra hai naam mera- Bobby
    Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon li police kar rahi hai, lekin soniya, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai- Don
    Jao pehle us aadmi ka sign lekar aao jisne mere hath par yeh likh diya tha – Deewar
    Inhe dawa ki nahi dua ki zarurat hai- All movies

    srivastava

    March 22, 2010 at 6:00 am

  220. Mobarobber :Phata Poshter…. Nikla HERO!!!
    Ye aaya mera Vijju….
    Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!!
    Kuttey.. Main tera Khoon pee jaunga
    Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!
    Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon
    Agar mujhe 7 din ki chutti mil jaye to main to bistar se utthun hee nahin.. Vahin soun, utthun, khaana khaaun, fir soo jaun, utthu, khaana khaun, fir so jaun, uthu, vahin AAANNH karo fir so jaun (Sattey pe satta)
    Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai aapney? Nahin!!! Arrey Mukhtar singh vo aadmi hai jis se Police to police public bhee kaanpti hai..
    Scene from sattey pe satta where Amitabh visits Hema to give TARBOOZ.. & she throws the tarbooz out & calls Gorkha..
    Man the list is ENDLESS..

    raushan

    April 9, 2010 at 8:17 am

  221. Rusty :damini(sunny deol)- tarikh pe tarikh…gulshan grover – “badman”ghayal(sunny deol)- Utaar ke fenk do ye wardi aur pahan lo balwant raka patta apne gale mein…shakti kapoor- lolita aaooo…

    Movie Jeet ; Sunny Deol; Inn Hathon ne Hatiyar Chorre hain Unhne Chalana nahi Bhule.. )

    Odie

    April 24, 2010 at 3:36 am

  222. Bache Ki Jaan Lo Ge Kya….

    From Akshay Kumar’s Movie Mr & Mrs Khiladi

    Pemmy

    May 14, 2010 at 4:33 am

  223. Itni Shiddat se maine tumhy paany ki koshish ki hai,
    K har Zarhe nay tumse milane ki saazish ki hia ,
    Kahte hai
    Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chahoo too,
    Pori kaynaat usay tumse milne ki kosehesh me lagjati hia,
    App sab nay mujhy mere chaahat se milaa diya ,
    Ajj is baat k bhe yaaken hoo gaya k humhare filmoo ki tarhan
    Humhari zindagi mein bhee end tak sab kuch theek hee hoo jata hia
    Happies ending or aagr theek na hoo,
    Too woh the end nae picture abhee baaki hia mery dost ……….

    Mukesh Singh

    May 17, 2010 at 2:00 am

  224. Itni Shiddat se maine tumhy paany ki koshish ki hai,
    K har Zarhe nay tumse milane ki saazish ki hia ,
    Kahte hai
    Agar kisi cheez ko dil se chahoo too,
    Pori kaynaat usay tumse milne ki kosehesh me lagjati hia,
    App sab nay mujhy mere chaahat se milaa diya ,
    Ajj is baat k bhe yaaken hoo gaya k humhare filmoo ki tarhan
    Humhari zindagi mein bhee end tak sab kuch theek hee hoo jata hia
    Happies ending or aagr theek na hoo,
    Too woh the end nae picture abhee baaki hia mery dost ……….

    From “Om Shanti Om” by SRK

    Mukesh Singh

    May 17, 2010 at 2:00 am

  225. aapka kiss mein interest hai……ajay devgan asks rimi in golmaal haha…. cheeky one …here kiss ka matlab is chumma

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:24 am

  226. fuk da rules by fardeeen khan in ek khiladi ek haseena ..

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:24 am

  227. fuk da rules by fardeeen khan in ek khiladi ek haseena ..and he delivers this with some attitude

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:27 am

  228. tumhara naam kya hai basanti by amitabh from sholay..one of the most common dialogue from purani hindi movies…Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do….

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:30 am

  229. and also one funny dialogue fron star news show sansani ….its like ….chaen se sona hai tho jaag jaiye…..haha us host or ghost wateva ko dekhney ke baad wasiey bhi koi so nahi sakta

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:33 am

  230. one more hilarious dialogue from lawaris by amjad khan to rakhee when she says to him ke mai tumharey bachhey ki maa banney wali hun..and then khan says…..” humney tumko pyaar kiya..tumney humko pyaar kiya…par beech mein bacha kahan se aagaya “

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:36 am

  231. introductory dialogue of amjad khan on silver screen
    ” suvvar ke bachcho” legendaru dialogues by that debutant in sholay..who said ke amitab has the best share of dialogues..its gabbar singh i guess

    fahaad

    May 18, 2010 at 2:39 am

  232. Bada Se Bada Bussiness Bade Bade Paise Se Nhi Bade Se Bade Idea Se hota Hai

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:31 pm

  233. Sucess Ke Do Sceret Hote hai Ek to Shortcut Aur
    Doosra Chota Shortcut…

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm

  234. KHUSH TO BAHUT HOGE TUM…!

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:35 pm

  235. Aamir: Kya Sir Aap Hamko Jante Hai, Ki Hum Koun Hai
    Sir: Nhi..

    Aamir: Sir Kya App Hamare Roll Number Jante Hai

    Sir: Nhi..

    Teeno Papers Ko Mila Kar Bhag Jate hai

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:38 pm

  236. Mere Yaar Ko Mana De…..
    Woh Pyaar Fir Jaga De………

    Bhole O Bholeeeeee

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:40 pm

  237. u shaaab Ji
    jo uncle hai wohi bhateeja hai aur Jo bhateeja hai wahi uncle hai……..

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:41 pm

  238. HAI KOI MAI KA LAAL….!

    Mohammad Naeem

    May 18, 2010 at 2:45 pm

  239. Mai Bol kar sochta hu, soch kar nahi bolta.

    Sudhanshu Bisht

    May 20, 2010 at 11:12 am

  240. oh sorry,ye Dialogue thoda ulta ho gya……Now m gonna share some verry nice dialogues,which are may not so famous but i liked it……..

    Govinda– duniya mera ghar hai, Bus stand mera adda hai, jab chahe chale aana,raju mera naam hai aur pyar se log mujhe kehte hai Coolie No.1!…………..

    Srk–….Arrey aap to Kh”…se aise Khamosh jaise Kh” se khatam ho gaye!

    Aamir–.oye yaar ache ache D.J piss gaye is jindage ki daud me….
    John– Mere Ruiles koi nahi tod sakta ,Main bhi nahi……

    Sallu–Dosti me, No sorry No thanks…….

    Hum aam log hai,,, Mango people”’…………..

    akshay kumar– arey choti choti battein pakdna seekh gya chotu.

    shakti kapoor–Mujhe germany jana hai………
    akshay– kyu, tere pita ki kabar hai vha par…

    abey oh padosiyo ke bacche khaati hai tu……

    Bobby deol—aadmi khatam,, kaam khatam

    Sudhanshu Bisht

    May 20, 2010 at 11:30 am

  241. jaani ye chaakhu hai kat jaye toh khoon nikal aata hai

    killer

    May 29, 2010 at 10:14 pm

  242. MOGHAL E AZAM
    Taj daare Hindustan shahinsha A Jal-Al-U-Din Mohammed Akbar!
    Leejiye aapki azeem O shaan vali ahedh ki khoon se seechi huwi ek ek gaz ki zameen KA hisaab.,
    14 baras jung ke sholon mein lipti huwi zameen meri ragon se aapke lahoo choosti rahi, jang ki aag toh thandi hogayi lakin aapke Saleem ke ragon mein khoon abhi bakhi hai. Hukm ho Deccan ki chatiyalo sanglad ko apne khoon se dulhan banadu.
    Apka Farmabardaar
    SALEEM (SHEKHU)

    khalid chaush

    May 29, 2010 at 10:30 pm

  243. Movie: Naam

    Mujhe malum hai tum sab milkar mujhe maar doge, leking jisne mujh par pehla haath uthaya…maa kasam…usse mai zinda nahi chhodunga.

    Vikas

    May 30, 2010 at 9:52 am

  244. Movie: Dil Chahta hai.

    Girl: Looking at the picture ….Gehri dosti lagti hai.

    Saif: Ya to dosti gehri hai ya ye photo 3D hai.

    Vikas

    May 30, 2010 at 9:58 am

  245. I like always “DESH BHAKATI” movie.
    I loved my India.
    I love my India.
    I will love my India.

    Vishna Ram Jani

    June 1, 2010 at 4:32 am

  246. Mere Mannko bhaya ,mein kutta katke khaya.

    Nalinikanta Samal

    June 11, 2010 at 5:18 am

  247. samundar me gote lgane wale kue or talalabo me dubkiya nhi lagate govardhan seth

    niti

    June 18, 2010 at 7:56 am

  248. lol here is the one that I can guess write know is

    jab tak betene ko nah kaha jay kare raho
    “yeh police station hai, tumhara baap ka gaar nahi”

    zanjeer the movie is could

    alisha

    June 18, 2010 at 10:56 am

  249. hey guyz thiz r the top upcoming 30 movies………
    http://www.knowledgebook.info/show.php?title=upcoming%20top%2030%20bollywood%20movies……..

    don

    June 22, 2010 at 3:19 am

  250. Did you guys know that Twilight eclipes has elaked…
    see here http://secretshack.info/twilight-eclipse/

    Twilight fan

    June 26, 2010 at 5:27 am

  251. Can any1 tell me from which movie is the dialogue “Are me Ja pe atka hu aur tu Ka se shuru ho gaya”

    R

    July 19, 2010 at 3:18 am

  252. dil chahta hai

    hello priya
    haan main
    magar vo
    suno to
    tumne to
    lekin main
    kabse keh
    hello
    usne phone rakh diya

    swati

    July 22, 2010 at 5:33 am

  253. Na Koi marta hai nakoi marta h…..
    jise marna tha wo mar gya jise bachna tha wo bach gya………
    is katputli k khel me , mai ek katil or tum ek jinda laash….
    ye mai nahi kehta geeta mein likha h…
    Manoj bajpai— AKS 2001

    Varinder

    July 24, 2010 at 1:48 am

  254. awesome :)
    weell i got a perfect description here. I was flabbergasted by our bollywood’s nerds
    http://www.topyaps.com/top-10-common-dialogues-of-bollywood/

    diggi

    July 25, 2010 at 12:10 pm

  255. don ka pakadna mushkil he nahe namumkin hy

    lalan

    July 26, 2010 at 4:13 pm

  256. teri kuss ma fire

    lalan

    July 26, 2010 at 4:13 pm

  257. How about that movie from the 80s with Shatru… he was investigating a murder that happened on 26 July evening, and i swear he went around asking every single person in the movie (about 300 times).. “CHHABEES JULY KI RAAT TUM KAHAAN THE?”

    anyone remember that movie’s name?

    Mukesh

    July 26, 2010 at 11:11 pm

  258. GURU

    CONTRACTORE SAHEB: kya naam tha tumhara?
    GURU: tha nahi hai aur rahega , GURUKANT DESAI ….

    santosh y.

    July 27, 2010 at 8:09 am

  259. raju rathsogi, u have been ruthsticated!!

    Rahul

    August 2, 2010 at 10:34 am

  260. “mera bheta ayegan, mera karan arjun ayega, zaroor ayega, aasmaaan se ayega!!”

    Durga Behen

    August 2, 2010 at 10:38 am

  261. “Babuji ney kaha sehar chod dho, sabne kaha paru ko chod dho aur paru ney kaha sharab chod dho, aaj tumne kaha yeh ghar chod dho…ek din ayega jab who kahega yeh duniya hi chod do”

    Deva

    August 2, 2010 at 10:43 am

  262. Mein internation khalidi hu, or shaadi kar na chata hu.

    dilwar hussain

    August 2, 2010 at 11:02 am

  263. “yeh sunne se pehle mere kaan fat kyun nahi gaye??”

    good question….but how am i supposed to know?? :D

    me who else

    August 5, 2010 at 8:51 am

  264. all dailogues are superb.. but i need some most romantic love dailogues of heroines…

    nain

    August 13, 2010 at 4:58 am

  265. kutte

    abhinandan

    August 14, 2010 at 4:00 am

  266. ek ladki thi diwani si
    ek ladke pe wo marti thi
    kuch kehna tha shayad usko jaane kis se darti thi

    abhinandan

    August 14, 2010 at 4:02 am

  267. “kaanton ko kabhi murjhane ka dar nahin hota” – anarkali to salim in mughal-e-azam where a contest between two courtesans goes & salim presents a stick of rose & asks both the contestants to choose any part of it , one choose the petals of the flower & anarkali has no choice but only to get the stem with thorns and then she gives the dialogue – it was awesome …..

    arijit

    August 17, 2010 at 7:29 am

  268. i found a very very damn cool blog
    http://damnoffers.blogspot.com

    damnplanet

    August 19, 2010 at 7:05 pm

  269. AGAR MARD BANNE KA ITNA HI SHOK HAI TO IN KUTTO KA SAHARA LENA CHODA KATIYA

    Nitin devgan

    August 20, 2010 at 8:28 am

  270. The Best Dialogues of this page.:
    Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME:
    Himmat Batayee nahi, Dikhaaye jaati hai..!

    Amitabh in Sarkar: “Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai karta hoon, fir chahe woh bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police kaanoon ya fir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho.”

    Manoj Vaajpayee in Raajneeti: Khalbali mach gayee hai, single point agenda hai ke kesi hamari ekta ko tode, “Kararaa Jawaab Milega” “Kararaa Jawaab Milega”.!

    Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME:
    “Hamari Tasveeren kheech ke apni dukaan me laga lena shoaib, kabhi jaroorat pade toh dono me se ek bhagwaan chun lena”.!

    Ajay Devgan in Lajja:
    “Bhulwa yaha dahaad maarathaye aur waha gajendar ki dhoti geeli hoi jaathi”.

    Ajay Devgan in Lajja:
    “JAI HO MAYYA KI”

    Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME:
    “Bas DUA me Yaad Rakhna”

    SRK in DON2:
    Shauhrat mera junoon hai, Daulat mera nasha, Kauf mera hathiyar, kadmo me duniya hai, ishaaron pe kismat aur baahon me ha ha ha.!Zindagi se khelna mera shauk hai, khelta hoon apni sharrt, Jeetna meri zid nahi meri aadat hai…!

    Ajay Devgan in Kaal:
    “Kuch log jungle me shikaar karne aate hain aur, khud shikaar ho jaate hain”…!

    All of the top Ajay is most perfect in dialogue delivery..!he is just superb!

    Arun Kr Dubey

    August 20, 2010 at 12:03 pm

  271. The Best Dialogues of this page.:
    Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME:
    Himmat Batayee nahi, Dikhaaye jaati hai..!

    Amitabh in Sarkar: “Mujhe jo sahi lagta hai karta hoon, fir chahe woh bhagwan ke khilaaf ho, samaaj ke khilaaf ho, police kaanoon ya fir poore system ke khilaaf kyun na ho.”

    Manoj Vaajpayee in Raajneeti: Khalbali mach gayee hai, single point agenda hai ke kesi hamari ekta ko tode, “Kararaa Jawaab Milega” “Kararaa Jawaab Milega”.!

    Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME:
    “Hamari Tasveeren kheech ke apni dukaan me laga lena shoaib, kabhi jaroorat pade toh dono me se ek bhagwaan chun lena”.!

    Ajay Devgan in Lajja:
    “Bhulwa yaha dahaad maarathaye aur waha gajendar ki dhoti geeli hoi jaathi”.

    Ajay Devgan in Lajja:
    “JAI HO MAYYA KI”

    Ajay Devgan in Once Upon A TIME:
    “Bas DUA me Yaad Rakhna”

    SRK in DON2:
    Shauhrat mera junoon hai, Daulat mera nasha, Kauf mera hathiyar, kadmo me duniya hai, ishaaron pe kismat aur baahon me ha ha ha.!Zindagi se khelna mera shauk hai, khelta hoon apni sharrt, Jeetna meri zid nahi meri aadat hai…!

    Ajay Devgan in Kaal:
    “Kuch log jungle me shikaar karne aate hain aur, khud shikaar ho jaate hain”…!

    All of the top Ajay is most perfect in dialogue delivery..!he is just superb

    Arun Kr Dubey

    August 20, 2010 at 12:04 pm

  272. “Na talwar ki dhar se, na goliyon ki bauchar se, banda darta hai to sirf parwar digar se”

    kushal

    August 24, 2010 at 3:23 pm

  273. are haan mausi mera to dil kuch aisa hai…….. sholy

    Akki

    August 25, 2010 at 5:23 am

  274. 3IDIOTS
    @RANCHO: Kiss ho nahi paati yaar… naak bich me aa jaati hai

    @FARHAN: Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the… Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi

    @FRESHERS: Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tohafa kubool karo.

    @Rancho mimicking Virus: Life is a race..if you dont run fast ..you will be like broken anda

    @SILENCER: warna mai aapar mutra visarjan kar dunga.

    @-Viru Sahastrabuddhe: Mr.Raju Rastogi ?!
    -Raju : Yes,Sir!!!
    -Viru Sahastrabuddhe: Can you tell us how and induction motor starts?
    -Raju: vroom!!! Vrooooooooooooom!! vroooooooooooooooooooooommm!

    and the best one Chatur’s speech
    @CHATUR: Adarniya sabhapati mahodaya …atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D tripati ji ..maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo …aaj agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai ..to uska shreya sirrf ek insaan ko jaata hai Shri Veeru sahastra buddhe..give him a a big hand ..he is a great guy really you are.
    Peechle buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe balatkar kiye ………umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege ..hami to aashcharya hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar sakta hai …….…inhone kadi tapaasya se aapne aapko is
    kaabil bunaya hai ..waqt ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke ..seeke inse seeke ….
    aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai ..kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge..waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge I.C.E ka naam roshan karenge …dika [dikha] denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki
    shamtaa yaha ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii ….No other chaatra No other chaatra Adarniya mantraji namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski hamein sakht zaroorat thi …Stan ..stan hota sabi ke paas hai ..sab
    chupa ke rakte hai ..detaa koi nai …aapne apna stan is balatkari purush ke haat mein diya hai…ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai Is swarn awsar par ek shlok yaad aa rahe hai……uthmam dadddad padam..Madhyam padam thuchuk thuchuk….Ghanistham thudthudi padam..sud sudi pran katak

    jason

    August 29, 2010 at 3:54 pm

  275. 3 idiots
    jhapanah tussy great ho toofho kabul karo.

    rajsharma

    September 2, 2010 at 12:38 am

  276. mujhe apno ne luta garo me kahha dum tha,
    mari kisti waha dubi jaha pani kam tha.hemraj

    Hemraj

    September 2, 2010 at 12:44 am

  277. Good work friends …
    I am looking for a dialog by Amithabh

    it goes something like this “Duniya mein Dho tare ki kide hai ….. ” can some one remember the full dialog ? pls post

    Nikhil

    September 3, 2010 at 12:16 am

  278. Zindagi
    mein kuch banna ho, Kuch hasil karna ho, Kuch jeetna ho, To hamesha
    apne dil ki suno, Aur ager dil se bhi koi jawaab na aaye … To apni
    aankhein band karke apni Maa aur Baba ka naam lo … Phir dekhna tum her
    manzil paa sakoge, Her mushkil aasan ho jayegi, Jeet tumhari hogi …..

    nikita

    September 4, 2010 at 9:28 am

  279. Best bialogue for ever-
    Ek din ye bahut bada aadmi banega,kyuki ise zindgi se zit ka junun hai
    _once upo time in mumbai

    one more–
    Aaj usko kuchh nhi ho skta ,aaj uska din hai
    _goal

    Ranbeer.rathore555@gmail.com

    September 4, 2010 at 10:28 am

  280. kashti lehro se takregi to hi kinare naseeb honge.!!!!!

    kr. amit pratap singh mewar

    September 6, 2010 at 4:04 am

  281. Jab tak naal mhe nakel nhi lagti har goda kacchar hi nazar ata hai.!!!!

    kr. amit pratap singh mewar

    September 6, 2010 at 4:06 am

  282. Main hun MAUT Ki Vo EXPRESS,
    Duniya jise kehti hai MADAM-X
    (rekha)

    muniba

    September 7, 2010 at 10:09 am

  283. jinki manzile ek hoti hai voh rasto par hi toh milte hain….!!!

    kr. amit pratap singh mewar

    September 8, 2010 at 8:24 am

  284. GOGO “CRIME MASTER GOGO” AAKHEY NIKALKEY GOOTIYA KHELTA HU”

    SARTHAK

    September 10, 2010 at 12:51 pm

  285. mayra naam rakesh hai maano yah na maanoh may ak band kar kay bee goli chala sak tah huh… mathlab ki ulti kar

    jangeer

    September 11, 2010 at 8:54 pm

  286. hum angrezo ke jamane k jailer hai hehe…

    rohit

    September 14, 2010 at 12:55 pm

  287. kutte mai tera khon pee janoga

    farhan

    September 17, 2010 at 8:28 am

  288. hum tum me itne ched karege ki kanfuje ho jaoge ki sans kahan se lai or paade kahan se

    farhan

    September 17, 2010 at 8:31 am

  289. Constable: sir ji kahan woh haraam jaade___Salman: haraam jaade se yaad aya apke pitaji kaise hein__
    DABANGG

    Shakya_Ankur

    September 24, 2010 at 7:10 am

  290. Bhuade sher ko kabhi kabhi apni siyasat bachane ke liye apne bacche ko aage karna padta hai

    Vikas

    September 24, 2010 at 7:13 am

  291. Constable: Aur woh kamini kaisi hai….
    Salman: Kamini se yaad aya ke babhi ji kaisi hai…

    DABANGG

    Vikas

    September 24, 2010 at 7:14 am

  292. sanjeev kumar, sholey

    maine tumhe yaha bulakar koi galati nahi ki,

    om

    October 1, 2010 at 5:12 am

  293. chal kalti maar

    om

    October 1, 2010 at 5:13 am

  294. paisa kamane aai hai lalchi aurat

    om

    October 1, 2010 at 5:14 am

  295. sun rahi ho sudha

    om

    October 1, 2010 at 5:15 am

  296. Ajit,

    pair paitra hunar ka koi fun aisa nahi hai jise maine tumhe nahi sikhaya ho . to phir ye anhoni kyo.

    om

    October 1, 2010 at 5:18 am

  297. don ko pakadna mushkil nahi na mumkin hai,

    latheef puttur

    October 12, 2010 at 6:43 am

  298. @Rancho mimicking Virus: Life is a race..if you dont run fast ..you will be like broken anda….hehehehe

    latheef yousuf

    October 12, 2010 at 6:46 am

  299. ek chutki sindhoorki kheemath tum kya janogi ramesh baabu,,,

    latheef puttur

    October 12, 2010 at 6:49 am

  300. All Time Favorite

    Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai

    Naveed Karimi

    November 9, 2010 at 12:44 am

  301. sholay -> tumhara naam kya hai basanti?

    Jagdish

    November 11, 2010 at 3:55 am

  302. puspha I Hate tears re…..
    Hum to pushpa ke diwane hai.

    shadow

    November 20, 2010 at 2:03 am

  303. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai ki zindgi agar teri bazmo ki chhav me ghujar ne paati to shaddad ho bhi sakti thi magar yeh ho na saka

    rajesh

    November 20, 2010 at 3:23 am

  304. pistaul jail mein aa chuki hai..

    some common dialogues cum crooning….

    1: main tumhare bachche ki maa ban ne wali hun..

    2: bhagvan ke liye mujhe chhod do

    3: prem….prem naam hai mera

    4: koi tavayaf apni marji se ghungroo nahi bandhti saheb

    5: ye duniya badi zalim hai….

    Archana

    December 3, 2010 at 6:01 am

  305. “Jo log sheeshay ke gharon mein rehte hain, wo log basement mein kapray badalte hain”

    Mithun in Golmaal 3

    Mukesh

    December 3, 2010 at 9:14 am

  306. Amar Akbar Anthony:

    1) Amitabh to jeevan: Aise to insaan life me dohich time bhaagta hai, ya to olympic ka race ho ya police case ho. Tum kaahe me bhagta hai bhai.

    2) Amitabh to mukri: aye tingu tera height kya hai.
    mukri: 4 foot 4 inch
    Amitabh: Maai kasam ek haath maarega 2 foot 2 inch ho jayega.

    Farhan Khan

    January 12, 2011 at 10:44 am

  307. mere baap ne mughse marte waqt kaha tha ,
    beta charlie yaad rakhna,life badi kutti cheez hai aur iss duniya mien kutton ka ek hi jawaab hai

    rajjan

    January 17, 2011 at 2:43 pm

  308. -‘, I am very thankful to this topic because it really gives up to date information ~,-

    Electric Griddle

    January 25, 2011 at 5:19 pm

  309. Ab yeh tala mein teri jeb se chabbi nikaal kar hi kholoonga! – Deewar
    to continue…
    Haraamzade, tala mein kholoonga!!

    Amitabh Bachan

    January 25, 2011 at 9:13 pm

  310. WaaaOOO! Kya kute to haddi phenki hai – Jeevan from Dharmatma

    Amitabh Bachan

    January 25, 2011 at 9:16 pm

  311. Khamosh…

    Shashank

    January 27, 2011 at 2:57 am

  312. Commonly occurring dialogs in many many movies

    Kaash tumhare pita (or tumhari maa) zinda hotey (or hoti) to kitney khush hotey!
    (after the hero has come “first class first” in his exams).

    Mainey tumhari pasand ka gaajar ka halwa, apney haathon se banaya hai. (Can anyone explain how one can make Gaajar ka halway with someone else’s hands?)

    Lekin Vekin Kuchh nahi.

    Bakomat (typical K N Singh’s dialog)

    Do Karod ke heerey (and the price of diamonds keep pace with time.)

    Naheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (When the hero’s sister gets the attention of a Shakti Kapoor / Prem Chopra / Ranjeet)

    Uttam

    February 6, 2011 at 1:21 am

  313. aaae baabu raaoooo ….
    jaaameylaaal baabu bhayyyya se direct baabu

    abhishe

    February 22, 2011 at 12:16 pm

  314. leee yaha baath yaha milega
    kya maaar, nahi khana .
    bhii toda acchaaar sabji milegi ,chaaaar lo 1 2 3 4
    chh 5 6 ,.

    abhishe

    February 22, 2011 at 12:23 pm

  315. Wow – this was awesome!
    thanks guys

    Yoga

    March 12, 2011 at 9:59 am

  316. hy gues
    from picture dabang-

    “tere ander itne ched karuga ki bhul jatege saas kha se lu aur kha se sochu”

    ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    RAGINI

    March 28, 2011 at 3:29 pm

  317. Doston ke naaam bhi hote hain………..Deewar

    patali rasssi pe chalanewala JJ aaj aapni tango par thik se khada bhi nahi ho sakta …. JJ

    Mark yahan hai Teja main hoon

    ultimate-spot.com for more stuff

    shailendra

    April 2, 2011 at 3:33 am

  318. “jab dost bankar kaam ho sakatha hai to “dushmani kyu kare”

    ganesh

    April 5, 2011 at 11:48 am

  319. AAY RAJNI AAY !!!!!!!!! BAAAAACHE KO AAKELA CHOOD DE!! FAMOUS DIALOUGE BY SUNIL SHEETY.

    AMEY SHARMA

    April 18, 2011 at 12:54 pm

  320. Crime master GoGo naam hain mera…
    Aankhen nikaal kar, gootiyan khelta hoon.. Gootiya…
    Aaya hun kuch toh looth kar jaoonga… Khandani chor hoon main khandani… Mogambo ka bahteeja GoGo… from Andaaz apna apna by Shakti Kapoor.

    Sugam Agarwal

    May 3, 2011 at 3:54 pm

  321. chal mari lilan aayi jadne pachi bavad ja…….TEJA

    KBC TEJA

    May 13, 2011 at 4:04 am

  322. pyar bhi jindagi ki tarah hota h, har moad assan nhi hota or har moad pae khushi nhi hoti…par jab hum jindagi ka sath nhi choadtae tho pyar ka kyu…….
    (mohabatie)

    kumud

    May 27, 2011 at 8:13 am

  323. pls give me the latest dailouges

    hukum

    June 3, 2011 at 3:27 am

  324. main tumhare bacche ki ma banne wali hu…

    NITIN

    June 23, 2011 at 12:10 pm

  325. Salman khan (Wanted movie dialogue).

    Ek Bar Jo Maine Commitment Kardi Us K Bad Mein Khud Ki Bhi Nahen Sunta………..

    Salman Khan (Dabanng movie dialogue)

    Hum Tum Mein Itne Ched Kardengy K Confuse Ho Jaogy K Saansen Kahan Se Lene Hai Aur Baaten Kahan Se Karne Hai…………..

    Bhai Salu

    July 2, 2011 at 3:05 pm

  326. Tere Naam ka Kutta Palu….
    Paav jameen par mat rakhna, maile ho jayenge- rajkumar (Pakija) Muunche ho to NatthuLal ji jaisi ho, barna na ho- Big b (sharabi) One more from sharabi…..: Meena ji hum to to yaha aapki Hosla Afzai karne ko aaye the, magar aapne to hamara dil hi tod diya, abhi apne kaha ki lo Insaan kalakar ko na samjhe bo insaan nahi hota, to us par hum kehna cahenge, ki jo Kalakaar Insaan ko na samjhe bo bhi Insaan nahi hota…..

    amit

    July 5, 2011 at 6:51 am

  327. MY FAV FRO YMI
    RAJPAL YADAV: KAAMM MILEGA SAHIB?
    BEGGAR: JAHAN KOI KAAMM NHI HAI.. CHAL BHAAG
    RAJPAL: MEIN NE TO SUNNA THA MUMBAI MEIN KOI BUKHA NHI SOTA.
    BEGGAR: SAHI SUNA THA, BHOOKH K MARE KISI KO NEEND HI NHI AATI..

    GILL

    July 6, 2011 at 11:09 pm

  328. IRFAN KHNA
    “LOK KYA SOCHNGE… CHUTIYA ASHIQI K CHAKKAR MEIN MARA GEYA AUR LAUNDIYA B NHI MILI”

    BHAIYA LADKI AUR BULLET MEIN KOI FARK NHI HOTA, DONNO NIKLTE HAI JAAN LENE K LIYE

    GILL

    July 6, 2011 at 11:14 pm

  329. delhi belly dialogue

    is ne mera chossa hai, aur kyunki main ekkiswein sadi ka aadmi hoon main ne is ki li hai

    ritesh

    July 12, 2011 at 1:27 pm

  330. Hume to cigarette ne luta, Beedi main kaha dum tha.
    Humari kashti waha doobi, jaha whisky ka drum tha.
    Phir bhi nikal aaye is sailab se, humari desi main bahut dum tha….

    vikas

    July 19, 2011 at 3:38 am

  331. the biggest ones Top 10 bollywood blockbusters .

    neha

    August 9, 2011 at 3:54 am

  332. Sharat ghodo pe lagai jatti hai kathoro,
    SHEROO pe nahi….
    ( OMKARA )

    sagarj

    August 23, 2011 at 11:25 am

  333. etna bada chutyapa maine jindgi me nahi dhekha

    shivchand vishwakarma

    August 27, 2011 at 7:22 am

  334. jindgi me kuch hasil karna ho to ladki ko chutiya banana sikho
    agar nahi to……..uski god me khelo

    shivchand vishwakarma

    August 27, 2011 at 7:25 am

  335. Hi, I need to spend some time learning much more about topics like this. Thanks for great information I was looking for this information for one of my school assigments. I will com back to read more. Thank you.

    Cedric Ahal

    September 20, 2011 at 8:02 pm

  336. lol

    Manprit Mani

    September 27, 2011 at 3:13 am

  337. Sapne mat dekho… Sapne kabhi sach nahi hote…

    Mera baap hamesha bolta tha..
    Lekin meine sapna dekha… Humne sapna dekha…
    Ki Bharat ki sabse badi company banane ka..

    Tho kya apna sapna poora hua….????
    Ya dekhe aur ek sapna……

    Kya Banana chahte ho duniya ki sabse badi company……..???!!!!

    — Movie Guru (Climax Dialog)

    Anup

    October 9, 2011 at 2:45 pm

  338. Too Good Yar….!

    Gorakh

    October 22, 2011 at 6:21 am

  339. are baap re ! sabse coolest dialogues post mmmmooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    not yet !

    November 7, 2011 at 2:17 am

  340. Muje jo shi lagtahe vo me kartahu-sarkar

    Ugamsinh

    November 10, 2011 at 4:39 am

  341. 1.kyun re safed naag…jab dekho naag ki tarah fan fanata kyun rehta hai…?
    Akshay Kumar in Garam Masala

    2.aurat banne ka shauk hai..??
    Akshay Kumar in Bhool Bhulaiyya

    3.aap to jaante hain ki main kabhi jhooth nahin bolta.
    Pran…dont know the movie name

    4.dil left mein hota hai…madhuri dixit left mein pakadti hai..
    Bachchu Yadav in Shool

    5.arre kalmuhi,karamjali, daayan…shaadi hote hee apne pati ko kha gayi..
    Many movies from the 80s

    6.kai re hero..filmi kaliyan khila raha hai?? ye daal chawal kab khilayega??
    Paresh Rawal in Hera Pheri

    7.riya jiyegi to mere saath varna nahin jiyegi.
    John Abraham in Aeitbaar

    rohan

    November 17, 2011 at 2:46 pm

  342. *Jab Dost Banake Kaam Ho Saktha Hain, Patrick toh Dushman Kyon Banaye ;)

    aka$h

    November 19, 2011 at 11:06 am

  343. saada haq…..aithe rakh

    anil dhaiwal

    November 24, 2011 at 2:21 pm

  344. yeh taklu akele akele kha raha hai

    anil dhaiwal

    November 24, 2011 at 2:22 pm

  345. Sholey-
    kitne aadmi the re
    sarkar do
    vo do aur tum teen bohut naainsafi hain
    os bandook mein kitne goliya hain re
    sarkar chain
    dishkaun……….
    ab kitna goliya hain
    sarkar chain
    dishkaun
    tu bajgaya
    dishkaun
    tu bhi bajgaya
    dishkaun
    teenu bajhaya saala

    anil dhaiwal

    November 24, 2011 at 2:24 pm

  346. Mujh pr ek ehsaan karna k mujh pr koi ehsaan mat karna

    Salina

    December 1, 2011 at 6:49 am

  347. Jmj

    Niraj

    December 7, 2011 at 12:23 pm

  348. Mere man Ko Bhaiaa.. mein kutta kaat ke khaya … !!

    Kiran

    December 14, 2011 at 5:33 am

  349. pyar ka pehla ladam dosti h or aakhri b, bs kuch bich k kadam rh gaye h, kadam badhao naina kadam badhao…………………………………….

    sagar

    December 14, 2011 at 10:29 am

  350. kaiseeeeeee ho……… from unknown movie

    himanshu

    December 16, 2011 at 7:38 am

  351. kaisan h bhaiiiiiii……………from punit ki jawani

    m kaif

    December 16, 2011 at 7:39 am

  352. a film name by hatya

    govinda gave ad in new paper about missing boy who is in his custody

    johney lever and his wife came for that child

    govinda : to yeh tumhari biwi ko kya naam se bulata hai mummy ya ma

    johny : mummy kehta hai na

    govina : aur tumhe kya naam se bulata hai daddy ya phir koi gaali wale naam se bulata hai

    here a cant stop laughing by wathing johny bhai face

    vijay

    December 23, 2011 at 6:15 am

  353. Jis aandhi toofan me sab ke aashiyane dub jate hai usme hum kachchaa baniyan sukate hai…

    Aman

    January 7, 2012 at 12:19 pm

  354. jaagtey raho!!!

    dishum… dishum… dishum!! (punches)

    dishkyaaaa.. dishkyaaaa… (gun-shots)

    tenzzin

    January 17, 2012 at 10:56 am

  355. jump puja… puja jump!!

    tenzzin

    January 17, 2012 at 10:58 am

  356. Jab tak tumhare dil me achhai he to koi burai tumhe hara nahi sakti
    (sarukh khan) RA-ONE

    Keps parmar

    January 23, 2012 at 3:29 am

  357. “Tum kya leke aaye the or kya leke jaoge” KANCHA-CHEENA…………….. ?????

    Mahipalsingh Rana PUNE

    January 30, 2012 at 1:18 pm

  358. paresh rawal ki movie hai jis mai aus ka pait mai baat nahi rehti woh kisi na kisi ko batata hai ye kis movie ka hai dailouge bro mujhe is movie ka nam batao jaldi say agar kisi ko pata hai tou batao

    mahtab_kai

    February 4, 2012 at 6:44 am

  359. paresh rawal ki movie hai jis mai aus ka pait mai baat nahi rehti woh kisi na kisi ko batata hai ye kis movie ka hai dailouge bro mujhe is movie ka nam batao jaldi say agar kisi ko pata hai tou batao

    mahtab_kai

    February 4, 2012 at 6:45 am

  360. ” kabhi kisi pe itana viswas mat karna ke bad me pasata na pade ”

    By :- jigs

    Jignesh R. kanzariya

    February 7, 2012 at 12:52 am

  361. Don2 -:
    don k dushman se ek galti hoti h,
    ki ve don ka dushman h!
    (R.P.Singh)

    Rajsingh

    February 12, 2012 at 5:53 am

  362. Kaisi Yeh Judai Hai
    Aankh Bhar Meri Aayi Hai
    Mera Dil Doob Raha
    Isse Bas Ab Doobne Do
    Yeh Pehli Baar Hua
    Yeh Kyun Ehsaas Hua
    Mera Dil Toot Raha
    Isse Bas Ab Tootney Do

    Karan Jangid

    February 25, 2012 at 2:24 pm

  363. Hamari Us Sitare Se Dosti Ho Gayi.
    Jise Dekh Dekh kar Savera Ho Jaye.
    Socha Chura Lu Use Aasman Se Phir Socha Kahi AAsman Me Andhera Na Ho Jaye..

    Karan Jangid

    February 25, 2012 at 2:27 pm

  364. Bihad me to baghi hote hain, dacoit tayar hote hain parlement main

    Sachin Shinde

    March 3, 2012 at 3:13 am

  365. Premnagar ka cheetah hoo, shikaar pe hi jeeta hoo

    khana tou kutte bhi khate hai, insaan bano – sharaab piyo

    Kisne banaya yeh muddassima?

    The jim morrison

    March 6, 2012 at 7:29 am

  366. Chaddha, tune bijli ki taar se patang utarte hue bacho ko dekha hai? kuch taarein aisi hoti hai jisse bache bhi patang utar lete hai par damini ka case hath mein leke tune jis taar ko chua hai bijli ka aisa jhatka lagega ki tu jhatakna bhul jayega.

    Chaddha..apne aadmiyo se keh de..aise khilone bazaar mein bahot milte hai lekin usse khelne ka jigara mard apne sine mein leke paida hota hai

    aur yeh dhai kilo ka hath jab kisi pe padta hai tab aadmi uthata nahi uth jata hai

    aur Chadha..kal tune adalat mein koi bhi chalaki ki tou mein tuje wahi marunga..judge order order karta rahega aur tu pitata rahega

    The jim morrison

    March 6, 2012 at 7:33 am

  367. best dialogue from “DESI BOYS”

    “Sachin bina india aadhura,jai kare viru ko puura rocco bulaye or hunter na aaye aise dialogue par rajnikant bhi tali bajaye”

    Kartikeya khare

    March 12, 2012 at 9:59 am

  368. puyal adichi kuda ezhunthuralam anna poopadhi adichu ezhunthatha sarithrame ella and Aiyya!!! Enakku oru unmai therinjakanum!!

    MEHUL

    April 28, 2012 at 11:46 pm

  369. Golmal
    Amol Palekar: Kurta to purush ke uparardh ki lajjaniwaran ke liye hota hai. Bharat mein 30 corore purush hain, unmein se 10 corore kurta pehente honge. Agar sab 6” chota kurta pehne to bharat ki vastra samasya hal ho sakti hai. Pitaji lambe vastra ke fashion ke virudh the, unka kehna tha yeh lambe vastra ka fashion bahut hanikarak hai !!

    Amol Palekar: Kaun saala kehta hain ki Hitler Mar gaya!!!

    Amol Palekar: Meri liye aap aloo ke parathe hi banana.
    Utpal Dutt: Sirf aloo ke parathe kyon beaata…main tumhe Kalkatte ka RajBhoj kilaunga, mmm..a..a.a.a.Agra ke pethe kilaunga, a,a,a,a,a,,nnn,,,,Mathura ke pede kilunga…Alwar ke Kalakand kilaunga
    Amol Palekar: Itni saab kyon sir.
    Utpal Dutt: Khaaho khaao beeata…khaoge nahi toh takat kahan se aayegi
    Amol Palekar: Takat????
    Utpal Dutt: Haan takat…police ki maar khane ke liye..(pulls of his false moustache) You Scoundrel…main tumhe zinda nahi choodunga…Kaalindi…darwaaaza bandh karo…

    Truly hilarious!!! :) :)

    Sunita S

    May 11, 2012 at 3:06 pm

  370. The Blog post is amazing! :)

    kovid

    May 26, 2012 at 10:34 pm

  371. vishwanath in shatrughan sinha:
    jalti ko aag kahte hai, bugti ko raakh kahte hai, aur jis raakh se baarudh bana usko vishwanath kahte hai

    Tejveer singh

    May 28, 2012 at 6:40 am

  372. Many Amitabh Bachchan movie dialogues are popular simply because of his voice.

    -Amar Akbar Anthony
    “Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?”

    Jameel Ahmed

    June 8, 2012 at 8:58 am

  373. Kehte hain Ki Agar Kisi Cheez Ko Dill Se Chaaho To Puri Kayanat Usey Tumse Milane Ki Koshish Mein Lag Jaati Hai..
    HemU

    Hemant Patel

    June 13, 2012 at 1:45 am

  374. Mai Tumhare Bina Nahin Jee Sakti !!!!!!!

    Nett Sajjni

    June 13, 2012 at 1:51 am

  375. Suna he jaha sherooo ke punjo ke nishan paiye jate waha logo ko chal me bhi daar lagta he .!!!

    Nett Sajjni

    June 13, 2012 at 1:58 am

  376. No it is the dialouge by akshay kumar in namaste london

    isha

    June 17, 2012 at 9:03 pm

  377. Dear, how could u forget:1.’ Don ko pakarna mushkeel hi nehi namumkin hai’..Amitabh’s DON.2. ‘kaun kambhakt bardast karne ko pita hain,main to pita hoon taki sirf saans ley saku’… Dilipkumars DEVDAS .

    Kaushik

    June 21, 2012 at 11:30 pm

  378. The dialogue by Parel Rawal in Movie Mohra…..when he and Akshay Kumar see a ganster’s deady body getting slided down from a cliff in a car on fire….

    “Naseebvala hai ssala…char pahiyon pe arthi ja rahi hai..aur saath mein kriya-karm bhi ho raha hai……”

    Makarand Sane

    August 13, 2012 at 6:11 am

  379. e maa thodi si kokken milegi…mehngi hai na ye le bech daal bech daal maa..
    50 tole ki hai maa 50 tole ki …tu ise bechegi to main bhut nasha karoonga..
    e maa kuch de do thodi si gaaslate de do na..
    thodi si daaru de do…rehm kro na maa ….kuch de do…..sanju baba in vaastav

    karan maan

    October 19, 2012 at 2:54 am

  380. Hey i have made a dialogue as well, have a look at it on my blog.

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    bhawen

    October 30, 2012 at 1:39 pm

  381. For all your bollywood lovers FilmyGora.com … http://www.filmygora.com

    We are the largest organised collection of Bollywood Dialogues and yes along with their english translation. Have fun guys and remember to keep visiting us.

    Anonymous

    November 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm

  382. LMFAO @ mere do do baap.. that is sOOOOOO classic..

    jULIE

    November 25, 2012 at 9:22 pm

  383. 1) Log apni duniya bnnate h mein apni jannat banuga…

    2) awarpan is my life and jannat is my dream..
    … Love jaNNat

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    Anubhav

    July 17, 2013 at 12:51 pm

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    August 7, 2013 at 9:52 pm

  385. This one from Gangs of Wasseypur 2. “Jab Tak Hindustan Mein Cinema Rahega..,AAdmi Chutiya Banta Rahega!!!!” ha ha ha ha so tru

    Rohit

    August 12, 2013 at 1:39 pm

  386. Very nice story,Great Work
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    herry

    November 1, 2013 at 6:07 am

  387. kabi kabi kuch jeetney k liye kuch harna b padta hai aur har kar jeetney waley ko bazigar kehtey hain”

    raj basharat

    March 9, 2014 at 10:44 am

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    May 16, 2014 at 1:34 am

  389. Chal Hata Sawan ki Ghata, Khaal Khuja Batti buja ke soja nintukle pintukle, Vanti pe khadeli he banti baja rahi hai baar baar ghanti kulla mila ke paschim ko palatle… Bahut ho gaya phut le vat le…Chal jaa yaha se … Hawa ande yaar….”

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    July 1, 2014 at 4:02 pm

  390. sala ek machhar

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