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Top Dialogues from Hindi movies

June 29, 2005 by BongoP'o'ndit

Last week, I was watching American Film Institute’s 100 years…..100 movie quotes (with which I have some issues with but maybe more on it later) and I started thinking about famous/classic quotes from Hindi movies – or ‘dialogues’ as one should say since in almost all Hindi films you will find credits for ‘Dialogue’ in addition to the usual ‘Screenplay’ and ‘Story’.

However, inspite of having this dedicated person penning the dialogues, most of them are quite banal and used repeatedly in various films (e.g look here, here and here). Still some quotes like ‘Kitne aadmi the’ transcend the cliches and live in our memories. So I set out to compile the top 10 memorable/classic quotes from Hindi movies. Lists are always subjective and I am by no means a voracious watcher of Hindi films – hence I may have missed some – anyone reading this are welcome to come up with their own list or add to this.

(Additionally, one could argue quite persuasively that all good dialogues are either in Sholay or uttered on screen by Amitabh – but I have tried to mix things a bit).10. Dosti ki hai – nibhani toh padegi – Maine Pyar Kiya : I know, I know – very tacky – but it had become quite famous at the time of its release. Also I had to have one ‘romantic’ quote.

9. Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi – one of the many funny Amitabh quotes (incidentally most of them are spoken when he is drunk)

8. Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai – Kaalicharan – the quote that spawned hundreds of ‘Ajit jokes’.

7. Police ne tumhe charon taraf se gher liya hain – apne aap ko kannon ke haawale kar do – I know – its one of those hackneyed dialogues – but I included it since it was used so many times by this one actor Iftekar, speaking into a meagphone !

6. Paanch ruapiya bara ana – Chalti Ka Naam Gadi – the most memorable monetary transaction ?

5. Babumoshai…. – Anand

4. Ki..ki…ki…Kiran – Darr – The beginning of SRK’s endless hamming.

3. Mere Paas Maa Hai – Deewar – One of the very few times perhaps when Amitabh’s co-actor has run away with the better dialogue.

2. Mogambo khush hua – Mr. India – Rahul has an entire post on this.

1. Kitne aadmi the – Sholay – I am sure there will be very little arguement on this. (Btw, check this post)

Other contenders:

Chal Dhano! Aaj teri Basanti ki izzhat ka saawal hai - Sholay

Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai – Kaaliya

I can talk in english, i can walk in english, i can run in english….because english is a phunny language - Namakhalal

I am sure there are some more out there – can’t remember them now.

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on June 30, 2005 at 10:31 am GREATBONG

Brilliant stuff….would add “Is desh main kaam dhoondna bhi ek kaam hota hain ” (if you are in the job market now you know how true that is), Shakti Kapoor’s “Ballmaaaaaa” (a personal favorite), Sunny Deol’s dialogue in Damini to Indrajit Chadda (whose exact wordings I do not remember) about the weight of his hand, “Rishte main main tera…” from Shahenshah…….

“Kitne Admi The”—-no dispute….simply the greatest…and the sound of the belt clanking on the rocks—-sheer magic
on April 25, 2006 at 9:43 am Sabu

Yeh Dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na…toh aadmin ut-tha nahi ud jaata hai..
on April 27, 2006 at 9:43 am Recurring Decimals….. » Blog Archive » Best Hindi Movie Quotes (Repost)

[...] Since, I am still feeling too lazy to write some actually meaningful posts (even though no one has ever accused me of writing ‘meaningful’ stuff), I thought I will borrow a page from this blogger, and repost some of my older stuff. I wrote this piece on Hindi film dialogues a little less than a year back when I had a different blog (on Blogger) and subsequently migrated it to the present blog. However, according to WP’s ‘Blog Stats’, this one actually gets the highest viewership among all the posts in my blog, easily beating the writings on Immigration or Quizzing (both of which got some exposure through DesiPundit). Much of this traffic comes by the way of searches for ‘Top Hindi movie dialogues’, ‘famous hindi film quotes’, ‘romantic dialogues ‘Amitabh dialogues’, and variations thereof. So why not bring it back to the top of the heap anyway ? [...]
on September 5, 2006 at 4:13 pm Tahmina

LOL, Great work hun. ” Sinoreeta… aisi bare bare deshon mein… aisi choti choti batein… hoti rehti hai,” :$:$
on September 20, 2006 at 11:30 am mutturaj

aaj sham 6 baje maut ke sat appendment hai, apendment enlgish bolta hai……. (agneepath)
on November 24, 2006 at 12:01 am Chintan

DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHIN, NAMUMKIN HAI
on December 4, 2006 at 2:08 am Rusty

damini(sunny deol)- tarikh pe tarikh…
gulshan grover – “badman”
ghayal(sunny deol)- Utaar ke fenk do ye wardi aur pahan lo balwant raka patta apne gale mein…
shakti kapoor- lolita aaooo…
on December 4, 2006 at 2:11 am Rusty

sholay-
kya pyari baatein karti hai??
pyari nahi bahut sari baatein karti hai!!!!

don(amitabh)-Don ka intezar to 11 mulkon li police kar rahi hai, lekin soniya, don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai..
on December 4, 2006 at 2:14 am Rusty

rajesh khanna- pushpa, aye pushpa, i hate tears re…

Lawaris(amitabh)-memsab, lawaris gandi naal i ka wo kida hota hai…

Satte pe satta(amitabh)- daru pine se liwar kharab ho jaata hai..
on December 13, 2006 at 11:39 pm Mobarobber

Oooh man there are PLENTY…. But My favourite are the Amitabh ones: ESPECIALLY from AGNIPATH:

Hawa tez chalta hai Dinkar Rao.. Topi sambhalo, nahin to udd jayega,

Kabhi kabhi jab main zyada pee leta hoon to sochta hoon ke master ke biwi bacchhon ka kya hua hoga? Arrey hua kya hoga? Bheekh maangtey honge sadkon par!!

Naam:Vijay deenanath chauhan..Poora naam, baap ka naam:deena nath chauhan, maa ka naam, suhasini chauhan

From Sattey pe satta: Chaint khuli ke mainth khuli ki chaint

I’ll update later
on December 14, 2006 at 12:00 am aditya

In every courtroom scene

Defence: par iska is case se kya talluk hai
Prosecutor: talluk hai your honour bahut gehra talluk hai
on December 14, 2006 at 12:11 am Mobarobber

Rangeela: Abbey pair neeche kar, Abbey tu picture dekhney aaya hai ke pair?

Aaye, Fan chalu kar, The A/C is on sir. Kya bola? Munna wokeh raha hai ke AC chal raha hai. Haan to usko bol na moonh idhar ghumayega.

Prem chopda dialogues:
1)Gayi bhains paani main.
2)Nanga nahahyega kya or nichodega kya?
3)Mera Naam PREM CHOOPDAA hai

Shakti Kapoor: Aaain teli tya maa mal dayi hai? Nahin? To fil taali tyopn nai bajata? Det ta nahin hai hamale laja baabu ko kitna majaa aa raha hai?

Kya namaste namastey laga rakkhi hai? Daawat pe aaye ho kya?

Ashok Saraf in Karan Arjun: Thakur to ggggiyo
The entire movie “Baap numbari, Beta Dus nambari”
tum yahan do minute ruko, main 5 minute main aata hoon
on December 14, 2006 at 12:22 am Mobarobber

Yeh bacchhon ke khelne ki cheez nahi, haath kat jaaye toh khoon nikal aata hai’

Mein chota sa, pyara sa, nanha sa, baccha hoon: Shakti kapoor

& Aditya SHEMI will blog the newxt one from Gol-mal (new)
on December 14, 2006 at 1:29 am Vijay

some newbies here add to the old glory of bollywood famous dialogues:

some of my favorites:
hamare indore bhaisaab, paanch saal se chutar ghis rahe hai iski khatir….. Omkara

badi lakdi mat utha…
chutiye aur bewkoof mein dhage bhar ke pharak hega… aur jo dhaga hainch do, to kaun hai bewkoof, kaun chu**** , karod rupe ka prashan hai bhaiya…. saif in omkara.

chachi 420 kaise bhool sakte hain… hari convert godbole…saari lag gayi… saari saari lag gayi.

khurana sahab loves u… ? guess which movie is this?

i can write endlessly on this topic…. more later.
on December 14, 2006 at 4:25 am Mobarobber

Phata Poshter…. Nikla HERO!!!

Ye aaya mera Vijju….

Ye haath hamain de de thakur!!!

Kuttey.. Main tera Khoon pee jaunga

Humaara naam Soorma Bhoopali aise nahin hai!!!

Daaam jo tum Chaho, Kaam Jo main chahoon

Agar mujhe 7 din ki chutti mil jaye to main to bistar se utthun hee nahin.. Vahin soun, utthun, khaana khaaun, fir soo jaun, utthu, khaana khaun, fir so jaun, uthu, vahin AAANNH karo fir so jaun (Sattey pe satta)

Mukhtar Singh ka naam suna hai aapney? Nahin!!! Arrey Mukhtar singh vo aadmi hai jis se Police to police public bhee kaanpti hai..

Scene from sattey pe satta where Amitabh visits Hema to give TARBOOZ.. & she throws the tarbooz out & calls Gorkha..

Man the list is ENDLESS..
on December 15, 2006 at 12:48 am Mobarobber

Rishtey main to hum tumharey baap hotey hain, Naam hai Shenshah
on December 15, 2006 at 8:56 am Vijay

This Bollywood is driving my crazy I guess…. more so ‘The Amitabh Bachan’. I never wrote any blog ever (leave apart a few techy ones on experts-exchange etc.)since my rendezvous with internet… and would never have if it was not for Bollywood.

‘usse bada, haaan…. guru aur buddhu.. duniya ki gaai hai gaai… gai nahin bhains.. nahin bhains to kaali hoti hai… gaai. aur duniya ki kisi burai ke baare mein use kuch nahin maaloom’
….
mom ki aankh, mom ka naak, mom ke honth, mom ka ‘****’ …the way bacchan actuates this … mind blowing..
on December 29, 2006 at 4:33 am Himanshu

don ke dushman ki sabse badi galti hai…. ki woh don ka dushman hai….[srk in don]
on January 24, 2007 at 4:34 pm Viki Kapoor

The most liked movie that didn’t work LAMHE…
* Mein Viren ko Panch saal se janti hun……
Mein to unko taab se janti hu jaab se Mein panch saal ki thi!!
(Best Dialogue FilmFare award for 1991)
on January 24, 2007 at 4:35 pm Viki Kapoor

Jhakaazzz…….Anil Kapoor
on February 28, 2007 at 7:41 am Satttu

ai la plane!!

itna sannata kyon hai bhai?

Mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chor do!! Lo ye bhi bhagwaan se pyar karti hai… chor do ise.

Mujhe bhagwaan ke liye chor do!! Agar tumhe bhagwan ke liye chor du to mujhekya milega GHANTA!!
on March 6, 2007 at 11:27 am GURU

from 16th december

mera bharat mahan, sou mein se ninyanvein beman
on March 6, 2007 at 11:29 am GURU

kya yahi pyar hai

mera nam raj patil raja, raja ko praja dhoka de nahi sakti
on March 16, 2007 at 6:11 am kunal and vinit

” woh to thik hai jasbir , perrrrrrrr ye hua kaise?”
guess this …….
on March 16, 2007 at 6:12 am kunal and vinit

“bal bhi kate aur pata bhi nahi chala”
take a guess.
on March 16, 2007 at 6:13 am kunal and vinit

“Kya tumne kabhi use ye bataya ki tum bhi usse utana hi pyar karte ho ….dekho Aakash!
guess.
on March 16, 2007 at 6:14 am kunal and vinit

“Dekho behna darr gayi ,darr gayi”
?
on March 27, 2007 at 5:14 pm Himanshu

from Andaz apna apna :

Aamir Khan to Shakti Kapoor : jab gaaon main bachchha rota hain,to uski maa kahti hai ki beta soja soja warna crime master gogo aa jayega..

from Sholay :

Gabbar to Sanjeev Kumar : mujhe apna haath dede thakur

common dialogue : maine aapka namak khaaya hai maalik..
on April 12, 2007 at 5:45 am habiba

Sholey-
kitne aadmi the re
sarkar do
vo do aur tum teen bohut naainsafi hain
os bandook mein kitne goliya hain re
sarkar chain
dishkaun……….
ab kitna goliya hain
sarkar chain
dishkaun
tu bajgaya
dishkaun
tu bhi bajgaya
dishkaun
teenu bajhaya saala
on April 22, 2007 at 4:53 pm Nazan

“Do Dost Ek Hie Piyali May Chai Piyengay”

“Bolo Nahi Sunte Raho”

Andaz Apna Apna..!! i really love tht movie and its dialouges
on May 2, 2007 at 4:37 pm Favorite Hindi Comedies. « Recurring Decimals…..

[...] – in particular, the comedy. Since that happens to be my favorite genre, and since my old post on Hindi film dialogues is still the daily best-seller, so why not a shameless attempt at another such traffic-hogging [...]
on May 3, 2007 at 11:12 am Monty

Amitabh to Danny :- Waqt par pahunchna apna purana adat Hai. Aaj late hua iske liye mafi chahta hai. Koi Saala Hamare Kapdo par Keechar Uchala to hamne socha ise Dho Daale
on May 11, 2007 at 4:35 am Vatsaly

Pyar Hi to hota hai jo yaadoin me reh jata hai verna yaadoin main Rakha hi kya hota hai……..FIlm——–Family. Spoke by AKshy KUmar
on May 22, 2007 at 6:47 am Don

don ka intezar to gayar mulko ki polic kar rahi hey par ek baat samaj lo DON ko pakad mushkil hi nahi na mumkin hey.
on May 25, 2007 at 2:32 am Ankur

Kutteeeeee…mai tera khooon pee jaunga.

Basanti in Kuttoo ke saamne mat naachna.

Koun Kambakht Bardasht karne ke liye peeta hai…
on June 1, 2007 at 1:30 pm Amit

Raj Kuman in Pakeezah :-

appke pare bahut khoobsurat hain, inhe zameen par mat rakhiyega , maile ho jaayenge
on June 1, 2007 at 1:31 pm Amit

*Above should be read as- Raj Kumar
on June 4, 2007 at 2:39 am zub l

kuttey kamine … main tera khon phi javunga
agar tune maa ka dudh piya hai, to barah nikal

– dharampaji (and also his son sunny)
on June 13, 2007 at 1:04 pm Manish

Prem chopra in trishul in the end when he kidnaps the actress ; ” Aur haan ….police ko battane ki galti mat karna …kahin ghabrahat main goli na chal jaye”
on June 13, 2007 at 1:12 pm Manish

guess this film its easy one
actor 1 “sultan jabaan deta hai………”
actor 2 “jabaan deta hai ..jabaan deta hai ..soch le ”
actor 2 “jabaan kheech loonga teri ..jabaan kheech loonga teri ”
actor 2 “phir tu jaan to de payega lekin jabaan nahi de payega”
on June 13, 2007 at 1:17 pm Manish

Don

Vijay “malik sahab hum charoon taraf se ghir chuke hain …”

malik “hum nahi tum ghir chuke ho”
malik “common take him boys”
on July 5, 2007 at 10:19 pm snowbunny

Gabbar-Kitne admi they
on July 5, 2007 at 10:20 pm snowbunny

Manish you rock
on July 5, 2007 at 10:22 pm snowbunny

amithab-Darna zaroori hai
on July 5, 2007 at 10:24 pm snowbunny

Jhon abraham -no smoking
on July 8, 2007 at 2:43 pm anshul mittal

“ishq de maire mitra mai jan de
mitt gaye jaadoe jiid aaapnaan de ”
katrina says to akshay in namaste london
on July 8, 2007 at 2:46 pm anshul mittal

akshaye:ye tumhare gaal pe kya hai? john:dari hai. maine aaj subha banayi thi. akshaye: tumne aaj subha banayi thi aur ab tak vaapas bhi aa gayi. ye shaving cream hai ya chavanprash
on July 8, 2007 at 2:47 pm anshul mittal

jindaga aur maut uparwale ke hath hai jahapana, jise na aap badalsakte hai na mein. hum sab to rangmanch ki katputlia hai, jiski door uparwale ke haath bandhi hai KAB KAUN KAISE UTHEGA YE KOI NAHI JANTA
on July 8, 2007 at 2:48 pm anshul mittal

Ajay Devgan In Kaal: Log kehte hai jahan sheron ke panjo ke nishaan ho vahan par admi chalne ki himat nahi karte.
on July 8, 2007 at 2:49 pm anshul mittal

Tum sarkar ko kya samajte ho? Sarkar ek system hai jisme janta bhi ek hissaa hai . hum tum yeh ghaav sab is system ka hissaa hai. agar is system mein koi kamin ho to ise theek karna hamari utni hi zimmedari hai jitni ki sarkar ki.
on July 8, 2007 at 2:55 pm anshul mittal

“Mohabbat mein aisa anjaam ayga kabhi socha na tha roigi tu aur sakoon dil ko ayga khabhi socha na tha” (Bobby deol in Jurm to Lara
on July 8, 2007 at 3:00 pm anshul mittal

JAB TAK BHETNE KO NA KAHA JAYE KHARAY RAHO! YEH POLICE STATION HAI TUMARAY BAAP KA GHAR NAHI!
on July 8, 2007 at 3:18 pm anshul mittal

gawaar kitney aasani se ginwa diya ki tumhe har pal meri yaad aati thi, magar yeh kabhi nahi socha ki un palo mein bittha toh mainhi tha diya tum jalati thi lekin us mein jalta toh mein hi tha ….[devdas
on July 26, 2007 at 2:53 pm KRISSHH

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON. KABHI KABHI ….. By Ranjeeth in VISHWANATH
on July 26, 2007 at 2:55 pm KRISSHH

Paanch baje ke baad deva ki adaalat shuru hoti hain – SUNNY IN ZIDDI.
on August 24, 2007 at 4:39 am Shrestha Burman

hi
a very common dialogue in all the movies
1-MAIN TUMHARE BACCHE KI MAA BANENE WALI HOOO.
2-MUJH BHAGWAN KEY LIYE CHOOD DO.

Famous dialogues of AMITABH BACHHAN.
1-JAO PEHLE USKA SIGN LEY KAR AAO JISNE MERE HAATHO MEY YE LIKH DIYA !!!!!!!!!!!!.
2-AAJ MERE PAAS BANGLA HAIN,GADI HAI,BANK BALANCE HAI TUMARE PAAS KYA HAI.
Famous dialogues of SHOLEY
1Basanti inn kutto key saMNE MAT NACHNA.
2Itna sannata kyu hai bhai??????????
3EEEE haath humko de de thakur.
A-Jaani jinke ghar siso key hothe hai wo dusro key ghar par pathar nai phekha karte.
on August 24, 2007 at 4:45 am Shrestha Burman

Mother India
Arre radha rani!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NANA PATEKAR
EK MACHHAR AADMI KO HINJJRA BANA DETA HAI
on August 26, 2007 at 9:27 am Suchet

Govinda in “Deewane Mastane”

Govinda: “Chal Hata Sawan ki Ghata, Khaal Khuja Batti buja ke soja nintukle pintukle, Vanti pe khadeli he banti baja rahi hai baar baar ghanti kulla mila ke paschim ko palatle… Bahut ho gaya phut le vat le…Chal jaa yaha se … Hawa ande yaar….”

Anupam khair: “Ye kaha se sikha Bunnu bete?”

Govinda: “Picture me dekha tha dad..!”
on September 17, 2007 at 7:28 am J. Alfred Prufrock

Inspiration. Let me see if I can add anything of value.

J.A.P.
on October 12, 2007 at 8:54 am Ajay

Where is Tum Bin Guys!

Yeh Dil bhi kitna stupid hai na Logic hi nahian Samjtha –Tum bin
Janta hoon aap ko Sahrye ki zarorat nahian Bas saath dinye aaya hoon – Tum Bin

Thanks and regards
Ajay
on October 15, 2007 at 6:47 am Ajay

Hi,check this out
It is so simple to be happy, But it is so difficult to be simple.

mmmm
from Bawarchi, Wah Wah Wah
on October 29, 2007 at 5:02 pm Aashiq

Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa…….
Customer: I am unable to use your product… its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna

Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai…
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhh
on November 6, 2007 at 3:23 pm cheapcigar

Very nice this blog =)
on November 27, 2007 at 8:33 am Rahul

Classic post guys….here are some from some of my favorite of my favorites……

a) Arre bhaiyya duryodhan shaayad aap bhool rahein hain, ke aapko kucch aur kehna hai kucch aur karna hai……..

and

b) thehro nisaanchi…hum aa rahe hain hum…tohre baap….gauri sankar…….

and ek baat suno panditji, tumse goli woli naa chalne waali, mantar phook ke hi maar daalo saale

and

c) Myself, GN Lakhanpal, bambai ke mashoor film director DN Lakhanpal ka naam to aapne suna hi hoga…
on December 9, 2007 at 1:47 pm MANSI

hiiii frns….

plz plz plz… i want a dialogue.. can anyone give me that dialogue ??
its frm movie CHEENI KUM…
The dialogue in the movie is spoken by SEXY, a 6yr old girl to AMITAB…, its like —

tum sad sad kyo ho..,
sad sad mat raho..,
tumhe happy sad rehna chahiye..,
acha batao tum sad sad kyo ho,
isiliye na kyo ki tume kisine kuch kaha….
i dnt know more frns..
hope so that here is someone who’ll help me out…
plz plz plz….
plz do give me that…
plz
on December 18, 2007 at 2:08 am Vishal

i am krishnana Aiyaar em yay – Mithunda – Agneepath
on December 23, 2007 at 12:01 pm Vinod

Bade Bade desho mein aisi choti choti baate hoti rahti hai.
on December 23, 2007 at 12:07 pm Vinod

On request from MANSI

Eeh..Silent movie, thoda sound de na!
Tu sad sad kyon hai, happy-sad kyon nahi?
Hum sad kyun hote hain? Kyonki mann bhaari hai, heavy heavy!
Mann kab heavy, heavy hota hai? Jab mann ko koi hurt karta hai!
Mann ko kon itna hurt kar sakta hai? Jo mann ke very very close hota hai!
Mann ke very very close kon hota hai? Jiske sang mann very very happy feel karta hai!
Happy tha, isliye sad hai na, So be happy-sad not sad-sad!”
on December 28, 2007 at 3:32 am Rahul

To all gals…

“itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai
ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki koshish ki hai….
kehte hai agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho
toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein
lag jaati hai…aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya…

Regards with Love
Rahul
on December 31, 2007 at 5:27 am Abhishek

Dabur seth…
Main aaj bhi fenke hue paise nahin leta..–Amitabh in Deewar

Tum jis school mein padhte ho hum uske headmaster rah chuke hain….
Vinod khanna in Haath ki Safai

dhoka hua hai hamaare saath..dhoka hua hai..
Ajay devgan in almost each one of his earlier films

Main tumhe bhool nahin sakta kyunki yeh ho nahin sakta, aur tum mujhe bhool nahi sakti kyunki ye main hone nahi doonga….
Suneil Shetty in Dhadkan
on December 31, 2007 at 5:28 am Abhishek

This one is really a gud one…..

” Humein to apne ne loota, gairon mein kahan dum tha…
Meri kashti hi doobi thi wahan jahan paani kam tha”

Ajay Devgan in Dilwale
on December 31, 2007 at 5:34 am Abhishek

“Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”
“Naam- Shivaji Rao Waghle. Maratha hoon Maratha marta hai ya maarta hai”
Nana Patekar in Tiranga.

“Na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyon ki bauchaar se… Banda darta hai to sirf parvardigaar se”
One and only Rajkumar in Tiranga again

“Mujhe parivartan pasand nahi mr.Aryan”
Amitabh in Mohabbattein
on December 31, 2007 at 5:37 am Abhishek

“Tarrekh pe tareekh… akhir kab tak Mylord”

Sunny bhai in Damini
on January 2, 2008 at 9:42 am Abhishek

Kin hindustaaniyon ki baat karte ho tum log….saari duniya jaanti hai humnein batwaare ke waqt aap logon ko 65 crore diye the tab jaake aapke sir pe tirpal aayi thi…
sir dhakne ki aukaat nahi aur tum bandookon ki baat karte ho….

Sunny deol in Gadar
on January 4, 2008 at 3:05 am MANSI

Hii VINOD…

Thank you very very much for that cheeni kum dailogue…
Thanks….

TAKE CARE…!!!
on January 5, 2008 at 11:42 am Khosla

Here are some funny dialogues from KHOSLA KA GHOSLA…..

1) Bunty: (reading a writing on the brick wall) “Yahaan pishaab karna mana hai….oye kamaal hai ji. Hum yahaan pishaab karne thode hi aaye hain?”

2) Bunty: “Ab ke waale ghar se south kahaan padega?”
Cherry: “Ab ke waale se bhi wahin padega.”
Bunty: “Lo ji. Aise hi tees kilometer door jameen le li hai…”

3) Sudha: “Waise…yeh Yuvraj naam kaise rahega?”
Bunty: “Oh ji yeh cricketon waale naam safe nahin hote. Kal ko woh run banana band karega aur jootiyan isko padengi.”

4) Vijinder: “Arre auntyji…”
Bunty: “Oye aunty ko maar goli tu mere se baat kar. Us din to bade thain thain se note gin raha tha!”
on January 29, 2008 at 8:38 pm lali

great dialogues people here are some of favorites.

munnabhai: eh circuit tu sala gaon jaake kya karega tere ko tu hal bhi chalana nahin aata

circuit: eh bhai agar hal mein chalaunga tu sala behll kya karega.

munnabhai: eh circuit tere ko pata hai sharer mein 110 type ka haddi hota hai todne ke time apun log sochtey they kia.

shaaka: shaaka agar maal dena janta hai tu lena bhi janta hai

dharmendra from phool aur patthar.

jabbar: koi shak

mithunda in ghulami.

boxerbhai: jabse is rah pe chala hun na kafan saath leke ghumta hun mein.

sanjubaba in hathyar

rahul: tum hi mera pagalpan ho tum hi mera junoon hoo i love u k k k k kiran.

srk in darr

balubalram: saamp ko doodh pila rahe ho sarkar

sanjubaba in khalnayak

chainu: shyaam se keh dena ke shainu aaya tha agar aaj ke baad mere kisi bhi pathe pe haath uthaya tu mujhse bura koi nahin hoga

shatrguhan sinha in mere apne i think the dialogue goes like this
on January 30, 2008 at 3:09 am NAMAK HALAL

I need this complete dialogue
on February 11, 2008 at 12:52 pm Neio

Ranjeet: Yeh sab to theek hai, magar angrezi vangrezi aati hai ya nahi.
Amitabh: E lo kar lo baat. Are aisi angrezi ave hain ke I can leave angrez
behind. I can talk english, I can walk english, I can laugh english,
because english is a funny language. Bhairon becomes barren and
barren becomes Bhairon because their minds are very narrow. In the
year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the melbourne stadium
Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant
told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare, this is a very prestigious
match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this
into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match
and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.
Ranjeet: O.K., O.K.
Amitabh: In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the
Wankhade stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and
they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look
Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that
this is an important match we must put this consideration into action
and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the
consideration and ran and both of them got out.
Ranjeet: O shut up.
on February 13, 2008 at 7:09 am Manmeet

Life in a Metro

Shilpa :- Shaadi kuch sikhaye na sikhaye, Acting karma Zaroor Sikha deti hai

Shilpa :- per use ghar nahi bana paye , 2 bedroom ka flat toh hamne bhi khreeda

Irfan :- Rishtey Kisi Gurantee card ke saath toh aate nahi hai
on February 15, 2008 at 4:47 pm Kanan

Cool blogg.
Classics from Andaaz apna apna.
Hey u need to dedicate a thread to this movie.

Tum janver lok jungle mai kya ker rehe ho?
Galti se mistake ho gaya.
Gogoji aap ka ghagra…uthata hu uthata hu.
Mai Teja hu, mark idher hai. Mark ko maro goli, mai teja hu. yeh teja teja kya hai…crimmaster gogo poochta hai ki Hiray kaha hai?
aaila…uima.
Mai tera game ker dalunga.

The scene when Amer-prem meet Paresh Raval with the randsom money is a hoot…
Teja::Chillata kyu hai…
Amer::Ham kya kacche khiladi nahi hai…pehle uncle ko do fir paise lo
Prem::Ye le ye le
Amer::Rook. pehle uncle ko bhej
Teja::Yeh dekh yeh dekh (Points his gun)…
Amer::Prem kya ker raha hai, mai kub se keh raa hu
He takes the thaili and says
Yeh kya hai? maiyat ka firoothi ka chanda…mai kya chindichor dhikta hoo kya??
Prem::Malik jitna tha utna laya hu.
Amer::Dus lakh!! Dus lakh kahase late hum, Tumhe ladkiyoko kidnaab kernatha or uncle se magnatha. tumhara plan hi galat hai. Lagta hai kaccha khiladi ha.

he gives the potli to his man and says
maine inko 10lakh lane keliye kaha tha…inlok thaili mai laye…
the guy says, boss ek ek lakh ke dus cheques hogay..
while leaving he says khaberdaar!! ek rupiya bhi kherch mat kerna…
on March 19, 2008 at 1:40 am Chirag

Some classics from Hera-Pheri

BabuBhaiyya: Kutriya saala, number dekh ke dial kar.

BabuBhaiyya: Rakh diya phir bhi baat karta hai.

BabuBhaiyya: Woh to main mast tail main fry kar ke khhaa gaya.

BabuBhaiyya: Yahaan devi ka prasad nahin milta…

Tapoori at bus stop to Asrani: double mangta hai kya? Advance doon kya? Chai se jyada saala kitli garam hai.

There are plenty more but only remember so many…
on March 24, 2008 at 2:04 pm Jitendra

i’m sure there’s a movie which has Shakti Kapoor often going, ‘Lovely! no?
on April 2, 2008 at 7:26 am Sunil

Panna lal punnie – double horse power – shakti kapoor – does anyone remember this?
on April 13, 2008 at 2:33 am DEV

TASHAN’S NEWLY ADDED DIALOGU
“FIRST…. IMPRESSION…. IZ LAST IMPRESSION….”
on April 22, 2008 at 5:27 am Dips

Jo Pacchis saal me nahi hua, wo ab hoga – BIG B (Deewar)
on April 22, 2008 at 5:36 am Dips

Aisi jagah marungi, na khud utth payega, na kuch uttha payega – Isha Koppikar (Kya Kool Hai Hum)
on April 22, 2008 at 5:48 am Dips

Shaadi chote bhai ke saath aur suhaag raat bade bhai ke saath – Akshaye Khanna (Race)
on May 23, 2008 at 5:28 am sandeepraj001

Hello all,

I am working on bringing all these super famous dialogues in a collection of audio and video clips. But finding audio and video clips of all these famous dialogues is very difficult and time taking one. Still I am trying.Visit my eHorizon at http://sandeepraj001.googlepages.com/ to find many similar efforts.
Can anyone help me in this great collection. I will surely mention the names of those who helped me in bringing this super collection.Waiting for a positive response.
on June 12, 2008 at 3:06 am Sheky

Nice blog
check dis out

“champion sirf ek hi hota hai aur uski jagah koi nahi le sakta,’Not even god’..”
-hrithik roshan in D-2

” aaj to heera churaya hai kal ko kheera bhi chura sakti hai ye sunahri.” – aish in D-2
on June 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm Sumeer

Can any one post dialogue from sholay…”shaadi ki baat of dharmendra by amitabh bacchan and mousiji”

Thanks
Regards,
Sumeer
on July 2, 2008 at 2:25 am Vikas

Chashme Baddoor – Miss Chamko
on July 2, 2008 at 3:04 am Vikas

Mere Apne –
Shatrughan Sinha: Shyam kahaan hai?
Meena kumari: Wo to bittu ko le kar dawakhaane gaya hai

Shatrughan Sinha: Aaye to usse keh dena chainu aayaa tha. bahut garmi hai khoon mein to beshak aa jaye maidaan mein
on July 6, 2008 at 6:24 am riya

DON KO PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI

BARE BARE DESHO ME AISI CHHOTI CHHOTI BAATEIN HOTI REHTI HAI
on July 17, 2008 at 6:44 am nitin

Movie:Lakhon mein ek
Mehmood goes to Lalita pawar, and asks for food:

main bhola aya hu maa main bhola…

Movie: Seeta aur Geeta

Sanjeev kumar introduces Hema malini to his parents:

Sanjeev’s mom praises Hema and Hema responds-

Hema: main maange hue kapdo mein humesh achi lagti hu
on July 18, 2008 at 7:18 am Chandra

i am trying to remeber this dialogue , but can ‘t put it together ..help

” Mera baap jiska sasur hae , wuske ke bahu ka …..”

complete it
on July 27, 2008 at 12:37 pm susrut316

Hey People!!!
You can superhit dialgoues in mp3 format in my blog

http://hindidialogues.wordpress.com/

U will enjoy I promise
on August 1, 2008 at 3:32 am tks

actress:
main uske liye mar chuki hoon
actor:
woh bhi to aapki yado me pal pal mar raha hai..
actress:
to kah do use un yadon ki chittha
bana ke jala de;
actor:
us chittha se uththa duan(smoke) bhi to aapke pyar ka hi hoga..

(kayamat se kayamat tak)
on August 14, 2008 at 1:00 am J. Alfred Prufrock

The problem with our generation is that the top 10 are likely to be dialogues written by Salim-Javed for Amitabh Bachchan.

But this is inspirational. Can’t leave out “Kitne aadmi they”, but shall try to come up with some others. There could be 10 from Sholay alone … “Tera naam kya hai Basanti”, “Mausi chakki peesing and peesing”, “Jis liye aap yeh kaam karte hain … PAII-sa!” …

J.A.P.
on August 25, 2008 at 1:17 am ламинат

6kGood idea.1n I compleatly disagree with last post . zsj
паркетная доска 9y
on September 1, 2008 at 11:13 am royk

“Mere do do baap” – Gopi Kishan (Sunil Shetty)
on September 16, 2008 at 4:46 am Suraj Bihani

Eggjactly – Javed Jafferi, Salaam Namasthe
on September 16, 2008 at 4:47 am Suraj Bihani

Bacche Ki Jaan Lega Kya – Akshay Kumar
on September 16, 2008 at 4:48 am Suraj Bihani

Frienship mein no sorry, no thank you – salman khan, maine pyar kiya
on September 16, 2008 at 4:49 am Suraj Bihani

Hum Angrez Ke jamane ke Jailor Hain – Asrani, Sholay
on October 7, 2008 at 3:34 am elisha

these are absolutely hillarious, its nice to see that most of these diaologues are old classics- (sholay) lol. keep the good work up and the dialogue by katrina kaif in namastey london to akshay kumar, the one that’s almost in full punjabi but really hard to understand, it sounds really nice and deep, but can someone please give me a clearer version, thanx
on October 13, 2008 at 8:29 am Gunjan

2 jhakkas Shatru dialogues:

1. Jali ko aag kehte hai, bhuji ko raakh kehte hai..aur jis raakh se barood bane..use Vishwanath kehte hai!

2. Ande se choch nikli nai ki kharoch marne ki soch raha hai..Chaaku sirf Chakku ke haath mein chakmakata hai..bhaison ki haath mein nahi!
on October 19, 2008 at 12:59 pm divakar

hum angrejo k zamaane ke jailor hai..haha
on November 10, 2008 at 2:39 pm pinki

agar kisi cheez ko puri chiddat se chaho,,,to puri kayanaat usse aapse milvane par majboor ho jaati hai..

har aurat ka khwaab hota hai..ek chutki sindoor

from oso
on November 16, 2008 at 11:40 am Anchu

gustakhi maaf?

from which film is this? plzz can some one tell me?
on November 17, 2008 at 1:55 pm Anchu

chatri ke neeche aane ki invitation card bhedju kya?

which movie?
on November 21, 2008 at 6:36 am Suma

can i have the dialogue in HUM TUM ….
Jo pyaar scha ho vo kabhi adhuraa …. ???
on December 4, 2008 at 7:41 am Aditya

saif: jo pyar kamyab ho uske baare mein baat karne ki zaroorat nahi hoti, aur jo pyar na kamyab ho uske baare mei baat karne ka faayda nahi

interviewer: aur jo pyar adhura reh jaye woh

Saif: sacha pyar kabhi adhura nahi rehta, ek na ek din usse poora hona hi hota hai

interviewer: to aapki zindagi mein toh bahut se pyar aaye honge

Saif: aya toh ek hi par aaya bahut baar
on December 4, 2008 at 8:16 am Aditya

Andaaz Apna Apna: Dialouge

Paresh Rawal: main teja hun kyonki mera naam bhi teja hai
on December 4, 2008 at 8:19 am Aditya

Omkara: hamara gooda to dekh liya lagda bhayiya par jab woh kal ka firangi launda aapke muh se maalpua kheench ke bhagos gaya tab aapka gooda kaha gaya tha, company garden
on December 22, 2008 at 8:35 pm Mandy

I do not know if someone has written this already because I did not read all this, but I love the dialogue:

Film: Waqt
Raaj Kumar- “Jine ghar shishe ke ho, wo dusro pe patthar nahin pheka kar te”
on January 3, 2009 at 7:14 am Nitin

Paresh Rawal :Marathi manus jaga ho…….jay maharashtra …Which Film ? (baburao)
on January 5, 2009 at 7:03 pm Ateeq

Baazigar —

Jeet ke haarne wale ko Baazigar kehte hain..
on January 15, 2009 at 12:47 am Ravenous

kancha seth, bandook bhi dikhata aur pichhe pe hatata hai… – Agneepath
on January 15, 2009 at 12:48 am Ravenous

is duniya mein tarakki karne ke liye na kahna bahot jaruri hai, comissioner. – Amitabh in Agneepath
on January 19, 2009 at 11:21 am nikhil

hii friends….
i m loking 4 d dialouges from the movie swades….i wud be grtfull if u can avail me….thanks
on February 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm ZeeK

“Dilli ki billi, khao, maro… paalo mat” … DEV D
on February 19, 2009 at 6:32 am Pankaj

DAVA BHI KAM NA AAYE KOYEE DUAA NA LAGE
MERE KHUDA KISIKO PYAAR KI HAVA NA LAGE

FROM— SARFAROSH
on February 26, 2009 at 12:05 am Indy

Nitin,

Hera Pheri
on February 26, 2009 at 12:30 am Indy

Shakti Kapoor: Mamu, aaaaaaauuuuuuuuuu.

Gulshan Grover: Gana(Sugarcane) chus ke

Gulshan Grover: Punjab main aisa hota hai? Punjab main aisa nahi hota…

Prem Chopra: Main woh cheez hu jo sheeshe sai pathar ko thor de

Prem Chopra: Aap toh mera nature jante hai

Suhag:
Amitabh: Yeh Kya hai
Other: Chapal
Amitabh: Kon si?
Other: kolapuri
AMitabh: Number kya hai?
Other: 6
Amitabh: 6 nahi 9 saale
on March 6, 2009 at 4:45 am manx

Dil Chahata Hai : Mard ban Be a man!
ek,do,char are ye theen kaha gaya mic leak horaha hai kya
on April 6, 2009 at 1:47 pm mynishani

I found one cool blog..

http://hindimoviedialogues.blogspot.com/
on April 19, 2009 at 4:28 am zee

I am trying to find the movie from this dialogue … I searched everything and everywhere but cant figure it out ..

its a little kid saying “Mere do do baap ! , mere do do baap!”

PLEASE help me figure this out …

THANKS
on May 2, 2009 at 5:52 am srinivas

these are some lines which i like very much……….
Sarkar : tujhe maarne keliye mara yehan hona jaruri nehi hei…. lekin tujhe marta hun dekhna ka maza mein khana nehi chahtahu………

Sharabi: Do aansoo ees aankh se gire, phir do oos aankh se. Phir do ees aankh se, do oos aankh se. Phir do oos aankh se, do oos aankh se. Kitne huye?…Nau lakh ke haar ke liye, Barah lakh ke Aanso? Daddy hote to kehte, Vijay tumhe business karna nahi aata

Trishul:Mai panch lakh ka sauda karne aya hoon, aur mere jeb me panch phooti kaudi bhi nahin hai

thanks and cheers…..
srinivas
on May 2, 2009 at 5:55 am srinivas

Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai.”
-Kaala Paththar

“Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

“Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.” -Coolie

“Ye telephone bhi ajeeb cheez hai- aadmi sochta kuch hai, boltha kuch hai, aur karta kuch hai.” -Agneepath

cheears………
srinivas
on May 15, 2009 at 1:23 am kuldeep

main tumahre bache ki maa banne wali hu
on May 18, 2009 at 7:58 am Sandeep

Sholey-

Gabbar : kitne aadmi the re

Kalia : sarkar do

Gabbar : Suvar ke bacho…
vo do aur tum teen fir bhi wapas aa gaye
aa thu…..

Gabbar: Are o Sambha kitni goli hai re os bandook mein

Sambha: sarkar che

Gabbar: Aadmi tin aur gili che bohut naainsafi
hain

dishkaun………. dishkaun………. dishkaun……….

Gabbar: Ab barabar hai Aadmi tin aur goli bhi tin ab maja ayega

Khat……………
Gabbar: bajgaya sala

Khat……………
Gabbar: ye bhi bajgaya

Gabbar: Ab tera kya hoga kalia

Kalia: Sardar maine to aap ka namak khaya hai
Sardar

Gabbar: To ab gili kha

Khat……………
Gabbar: Ye bhi bach gaya ha ha ha ha ha ha
Gabbar: teenu Harmjade bach gaye Ha ha ha ha

dishkaun…. dishkaun…. dishkaun….

Gabbar: Jo dar Gaya samjho mar gaya.
on May 26, 2009 at 9:57 pm RAHUL

bas ek haan ki intezaar mey raat yunhi guzaar jayeghi…ab to bas uljhan hai saath mere….neend kahan aayeghi….subha ki kiran najaane kaun sa sandesh layeghi…rhim jhim si gungunayeghi ya pyaas adoori rehe jayeghi

thats to me the best dialouge
on June 8, 2009 at 9:23 am anand

One more from Sholay:
Thakur to Jai and Beeru.

Agar janbaaj ho to naam ki fikr kyu karte ho…
on June 19, 2009 at 4:39 pm paddy

@ Zee,
Mere do do baap — its from GopiKishan
on June 21, 2009 at 9:00 am pbc

“picture abhi baaki hai mere dost” by sharuk from the movie OmShantiOm
on June 26, 2009 at 4:31 am Shaitan

I need the famous dialogues of film Amitabh’s Ajooba……………….. “…………………………………………………………..wohi hota hai jo manjoore khuda hota hai”
on June 28, 2009 at 5:45 pm qaisar

“Ye mera dil hai aapka hindustan nahi jispar aap raj kare”
on June 28, 2009 at 5:50 pm Ashish Gupta

when friend taking there money back”Ye meri dosti hai koi rassi nahi jise gab chaahe tod ya phir jod di.”
on June 28, 2009 at 5:53 pm qaisar

when i saw my mark sheet “Hey bhagwan tu itna kathor nahi ho sakta”
on July 8, 2009 at 2:22 pm Ravi

Jinke bangle kaanch ke hote hai… Wo dusro ke banglaun par patthar nahi pheka karte …
on July 14, 2009 at 1:13 pm Neeraj

Good Work Everyone …
would like to add some more …

Sholay :
1. Abe mausi se kon shaadi karega , saalo
2. Main aa raha hoon mausi … Mausi ji !!!
3. Ab kya karoo Mausi … mera to dil hi kuch aisa hai …
to main baat apkki samjhoo ?
4. Aadhe idhar jaao …. aadhe udhar jaao
baaki mere peeche aao…
5. pistol jail me aa chuka hai

Andaaj apna apna :
1. aap gyani hain dhyani hain antaryami hai
main to kahta hoon aap purush hi nai hain
mahapurush hain .
2. shaabash mere sher
ab aaya hai oot pahaad k neeche !!!

Golmaal (old) :
Mr. Utpal datt
Tum us se shaadi karogi jis se main prem karta hoon !!!
Aapka bhatti kidhar hai ?
on July 14, 2009 at 1:15 pm Neeraj

i guess famous dialogue from legend Rajkumar says like

Chinoy seth …
jin ke ghar khud sheeshe k ho vo doosro par patthjar nai feka karte ?
on July 14, 2009 at 1:18 pm Neeraj

Chak de India

Vo kya hai na
Humaari hockey me chhake nai hote !!
and very famous
sattar minute !!!
on July 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm Neeraj

Khosla ka ghosla one of my fav …
when bunty asks cherry about America
1. oye tu sacchi ja raha hai america
charry noded
bunty again : teri to ban gayee yaar
2. khosla saab jameen k maamle itne tedhe hote hain baad me sambhalte nai hain.
3. rakh to main bina warrant k bhi rakh sakta hoon
cherry : what do you mean ?
meaning to main tanne andar samjhaaonga lock up me !
badee der se english jhaad raha hai !
4. katori
5. sethi saab saal me do baar india aate hain ek baar tirupati ka chakkar lagaate hain ek baar mata k darshan k liye
6. lo uncle ji maaro chot…
7. par us k chaakar me humaare balbir pahalwan ko jail jaana pada (balbir pahalwaan greeting)
8. jaat : vo jaha kahee bhi milte par yaha na milte

Chasme baddoor :
khushbudaar jhaagwala chamko.
saeed jaaferey :jab tak mere paise nai mil riye main nai tal riya
on July 14, 2009 at 1:34 pm Neeraj

dhamaal :
Vijay raaz :
nai mera matlab hai ki aapka engine challo quality ka hai !!
on July 14, 2009 at 1:38 pm Neeraj

Deewar :
Big B : ise apni jeb me rakh le peter !!!
on July 15, 2009 at 4:20 pm Neeraj

Sholay :
Tumhara naam kya hai, Basanti !!
on August 1, 2009 at 1:20 am Kashif Niazi

In hathoun ne abhi hathyar chore hain chalan nahi bholay. Sunny Deol (Jeet)
on August 15, 2009 at 10:07 am Sharath

कहने को ये शहर है…….. सिर्फ़ कहने को… मालूम!!

पर इदर जंगल का क़ानून चलता हैं मालूम… जंगल का..

चूंटि को भिस्टुयया खाजता है..
भिस्टुयया को मेन्डक..
मेन्डक को साँप निकलजाता है…
नेव्ला साँप को मारता है…
भेड़िया नेव्लेका खून चूसलेता है..
शेर भेड़ियों को चभाजता है…

इदर हर ताकतवर अपने से कम को मारकर जीता है…. मालूम!!
on August 20, 2009 at 1:21 am Amrdp

Gurukant Desai: Khada ho jaoon ya iske liye bhi license chahiye. Aap kehte hai main kanoon ke khilaaf hoon. 40 saal pehle ek aur aadmi tha jo kanoon ke khilaaf tha, aaj hum unko Bapu kehte hai. Unke waqt main gulami kanoon tha, unhone naya kanoon banaya humari azadi ka kanoon. Main bapu nahi hoon main bas apna dhanda karna janta hoon, mehnat janta hoon garibi janta hoon.

Do kameez ek biwi aur ek saale le kar Bombay aaya tha socha tha business karoonga. Yahan pahuncha to dekha ki dhande karne ke saare darwaze band the. Who khulte the to sirf ameeron ke liye. Sarkari darwaze the yeh aap ke banaye hue ya to laat mar kar khulte the ya ji hazoori de ke. Maine dono kiya jahan laat mar sakta tha laat maari, jahan bola salaam do maine bola salaam lo. Aaj mujhe yahan khada kar ke aap log yeh kah rahe ki yeh aadmi itni laat kyon marta hai, sala salam bahut karta hai.
Kis baat se naraz hai aap meri tarakki se ya meri trakki ki tezi se ya isliye sab gaussa hai ki ek mamooli ganwar ki had se aagey chala gaya hoon main
Aapne ilzaam lagaya hai na mujhe par excise, custom, income tax ye tax who tax.jab dhanda maine shuru kiya tha In sab shabdon ka matlab nahi janta tha kai baar gira hoon tab jaa kar seekha hoon. Paise bachane ke liye Payedhooni se 20-20 km chala hoon Kelasilk ka ye bada gadda sar pe dho ke. Paise ki keemat kya hoti hai main janta hoon, agar paisa ban sakta tha to maine banaya hai lekin sirf apne liye nahi apne 30 lakh shareholders ke liye bhi.
Aapke kuch 3 minute baaki hai
Mere ko yeh golf khelna nahi aata, ye ghode ki race bhi nahi khelta hoon lekin apne dhande ka mazboot khiladi hoon main. Polyster banana janta hoon fibre, chemical wo bhi A1 quality ka sabse saste daam main. Yeh hai meri galti is liye maafi mangoon aap se………….Petrol pump attendant tha main dabbe le ke ghoomta hai jaise apna desh haath faila ke ghoomta hai world bank ke aagey paise de do sadak banana hai. Kyon na badle kismet humari humari aur humare desh ki, aap chahte hai main humesha petrol pump attendant rahoon. Humein kyon teesri duniya bulaya jaata hai humein bhi haq hai pehli duniya ban ne ka aur hum ban sakte hai. Hum wahan pahunch sakte hai who upar top tak.
Yahan tak pahunchne ke liye bahut kuch khoya hai maine yeh haath khoye hai maine latka rehta hai sala. Aur jab tak yeh enquiry khatam hogi na jaane kya kya kho doonga main apni awaz, apna dimaag. Lekin ek cheez aap mujhse nahi cheen paoge who hai meri himmat, who nahi khoonga main. Kyone ki meri himaat aam aadmi ki himmat hai, Is desh ki himmat hai. Arey is desh ki tarakki par kaunsi enquiry bithayenge aap aur humein kaun si enquiry rok payegi.
Aap ne mujhe 5 minute diya than a sadhe 4 minute main sab khatam kar diya. 30 second munafa yahi hota hai business aur agar iske liye bhi aap mujhe sazaa sena chahe to de dijiye Gurukant Desai saza se nahi darta.
on August 20, 2009 at 6:06 am Parag

Emotions bhi kitne stupid hote hain na, Logic hi nahi samjhte…!

Guess Movie
on August 20, 2009 at 6:09 am Parag

Ekk baar, bas ekk bar mere aankho main aankhen daal kay kahe do ki tum muj say payar nahi kartey
on August 20, 2009 at 6:12 am Parag

zindagi aur maut oopar wale ke haath hai jahpanah ise naa to aap badal sakte hain na main, hum to rangmanch ki kathputliyan hain jinki dor oopar wale ke haath mein hai,kaun,kab,kaise uthega ye koi nahin jaanta ha ha ha……..
on August 26, 2009 at 2:28 am Sajid Khan

Koeee Shak
on August 27, 2009 at 12:42 pm Munna

Galat cheez banaya ye telephone….udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai bolta kuch hai karta kuch hai

Soch lekin jyaada mat soch…soch agar geheri ho jaye to faisle kamzor hua karte hai
on August 27, 2009 at 12:49 pm Munna

Kaun kambhakt bardaash karne ke liye peeta hai…hum to peete hai taaki yaahan pe baith sake,tumhe dekh sake tumhe bardaash kar sake,behosh ho sake,paroo ko bhula sake, paroooo.
on August 27, 2009 at 12:54 pm Munna

Jaan ki baazi lagane wala hota hai Jaanbaaz.
on August 29, 2009 at 4:54 pm prashant

@parag
Emotions bhi kitne stupid hote hain na, Logic hi nahi samjhte…!

Guess Movie

which muvie…i dont know??
on August 31, 2009 at 12:35 pm neo

are mausi ,,waise ladka hira hai hira! kamane ka kya hai ab jue mein roz roz to jeet nahi sakta hai, kabhi kabhi haar bhi jata hai. lekin ladke ki kismat bahut achhi hai. kabhi kuch bura nahi kehta hai. haal lekin daaroo aisi cheez hai ki 1 baar andar gayi to fir achhe bura ka kaha dhyaan rehta hai. waise ye jyada daroo bhi nahi peeta lekin jub bhi wo naachne waali ke paas jata hai to pata nahi ise kya ho jata hai…peeta hi chala jaata hai, control hi nahi kar pata hai! main to kehta hoon ki rishte ki liye issey achha ladka milana mushkil hai. haan bas ghar ka thikaana nahi hai. uska kya hai aaj nahi to kal wo bhi ho jayega. lekin ladka hira hai “hira
on August 31, 2009 at 3:20 pm Sharath

My Favorites from Sharaabi

Vicky:”Khile mein jang ladi jaathi hain, raha nahi jaatha.”

Vicky:”Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hain ? Jigar ka dard upar se nahi maloom hota hain.”

Vicky:”Hamaari Zindigi ka tamboo, teen bamboo pe khada hain”

Vicky:”Munshiji, aapki baatein sirse upar jaaraha hain, zara level pe baat kijiye.”

Vicky:”Chaand to ek hi hain, eh baako ke teen kahan se laayenge?”

Vicky:Aaj kal ke daur mein hasi ki fasal ugti kaha hai, Meena ji ?
ya toh deewana hase ya tu jise taufeeq de,
warna is duniya mein aakar muskurata kaun hain?

Vicky:Inki taarif kya kare meena ji, yeh toh sir se pao tak taarif hi taarif.

Vicky:tofa dene wale ki niyat dekhi jaathi hain, uska keemat nahi.

Vicky:Kooshish zaroor kijiyega, kyun ki waade aksar toot jaate hain, kooshisein kaamiyab hojaate hain.

Vicky: Govardanseth, Samunder mein Tairnewaale Kuwe aur talaabon me dubki lagaya nahi karte.
Govardanseth: Mein Samja nahi.
Vicky: Aap Samjengebhi nahi, Baat zara level ki hai.
on September 4, 2009 at 4:10 pm ROUNAK

Aisa to Aadmi Life mein Doich time bhaagta hai. Olympic ka race ho, yaa Police ka case ho. Tum kisliye bhaagta hai bhai?” -Amar Akbar Anthony
“Yeh koylei ki khaan ek azgar hai seth sahaab, jo roz , unginath logon ko nigalkar, usei peeskar, jissm se khoon ka ek-ek katra choosk ar, ek lash ke roop mein ugall deta hai.” -Kaala Paththar

“Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kouon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

“Sahi baat sahi waqt pe kiya jaye to uska maza hi kuch aur hai, Aur main sahi waqt ka intezaar karta hoon.” -Trishul

“Jisne pachchees saal se apni Maa ko thoda thoda marte dekha ho, use maut se kya dar.” -Trishul

“Jigar ka dard upar se kahin maloom hota hai (?), Jigar ka dard upar se nahin maloom hota hai.” -Sharabi

“Muchain hon to Nathulal jaise hon, warna na hon.” -Sharabi

“Govardhan seth, Samundar mein tairne waale- kuon aur taalabon mein dubki nahin lagaya karte hain.” -Sharabi

“Sapne bhi samundar ki lahron ki tarah, haqeeqat ki chattanon se takra kar toot jaate hain.” -Deewar

“Hum jaha pe khade ho jaate hein, line wahi se shuru hoti hai.” -Kaaliya

“Rishte me to hum tumhare baap hote hain, naam hai Shahenshah.” -Shahenshah

“Bachpan se hai sar par Allah ka haath, aur Allahrakha hai mere saath; Baazu par hai saathsochiyaasi ka billa, bees number ka beedi peetha hu, kaam karta hu coolie ka aur naam hai Iqbal.” -Coolie

“Aaap ne jail ki deewaron aur zanjeeron ka loha dekha hai jailer sahab, Kaaliya ki himmat ka faulaad nahi dekha.” -Kaaliya

“Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hai.” -Don
on September 22, 2009 at 3:10 am rohit

hey floks can anyone give me da dialouge from veer-zaara climax

the lines that shahruk narrates…maein khiadi no:786 ……

can anyone give the complete dailouge…
on September 28, 2009 at 9:56 am sourabh

ab kya batayein mausi!! waise ladka hira hai hira! kamane ka kya hai ab aadmi jue mein roz roz to jeet nahi sakta hai, kabhi haar bhi jata hai. lekin ladke ki kismat bahut achhi hai. kabhi kuch bura nahi kehta hai. haan lekin daaroo aisi cheez hai ki 1 baar andar gayi to fir achhe bura ka kaha dhyaan rehta hai. waise ye jyada daroo bhi nahi peeta lekin jub bhi wo naachne waali ke paas jata hai to pata nahi ise kya ho jata hai…peeta hi chala jaata hai, control hi nahi kar pata hai! main to kehta hoon ki rishte ki liye issey achha ladka milna mushkil hai. haan bas ghar ka thikaana nahi hai. uska kya hai aaj nahi to kal wo bhi ho jayega. lekin ladka hira hai “hira” …
on October 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm essa

New diloge form salman from (wanted) movie

1: Ek bar jo mai nay commitment kar de ya phir to mai apna aap ki bhi nahi sunta.

sohail khan
2: Bhijan mai to asiqk hu ek bar marugaa.

sanjay dutt from (plan).
3: Maana tu nay Ali bhai ka khana, Maana mai nay ali bhia ka khana, par tu is bhuday ki bath ko serious li mat lay naa, hamesha MUSHA say bach k rehana.

Junior artis from (sholley).
4: Bhai yah susat kya hota hai, jab a-mir log marta hai to ousa susat khata hai.

Junior artis from (vastav)
5: (kuch saran karo) khun hai garam to kai ke saram.
on October 6, 2009 at 8:59 am pawan

ppl some dialogues of govinda or johnny lever.. some bhai giri dialogue..
like abe sukhe khajur ke sade huye beech.. (johny lever)
some more similar dialogues??
on October 16, 2009 at 12:31 am ~ Sujit ~

“picture abhi baaki hai mere dost”

“bhaagne ki koshis mat karna police ne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai”

“kya soch kar aaye the??? sardar khus hoga?? shabashi dega??”

“itna sannata kyon hai bhai”

“bhaiya mere rakhi k bandhan ko nibhana”

“utha k patak dungi…karaate aate hai mujhe”

“mobile, phone, ya fax…..koi no. to dede?”

“sandel ka no. chahiye kya??”

“Ramlal jao chai banaa kar lao”

“nikal le ..patli gali se”

“sudhar ja ..nalayak”

“ramu kaka aap ish ghar main kab se kaam kar rahe ho”

“basanti in kutto k saamne mat naachna”

“ro rahe ho ya shakal hi aishi hai?”

“aati kya khandala”

“main tumhe bhool jau ye ho nhi sakta…aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi dunga”

“shakal dekhi tumne kabhi apni”

“judze saheb yahi wo khuni hai”

“mere paas bangla hai gaadi hai ….kya hai tumahre pass”

“sara sahar hame lion k naam se jaanta hai”

“don ko pakadna mushkil hi nhi namumkin hai”

“kya mast ruffchik ..jhakkashh item hai baaaaaaaap”

“lagta hai tum mere bhai ko nhi jaante”

“a bhaiiiiiiii machish milegi kya”

“wah re lallu kya sujhi tujhe door ki….surat langoor ki aur chahat hai hoor ki?”

“aji bhagyavaan sunti hooooooo..”

“ohhh angel……..i like u”

“pahuchte hi chitthi likhna”

“jiyo mere laal”

“oye hoye zaalim…tera nakhra”

“aao laakhan singh kya khabar laaye ho”

“arey beti pushpa kahaa majey le rahi ho”

“radha beti …ghoom aai mele main”

“luti hui saltnat k pitey hue sultaan”

“Mooche ho to Nathulal jaise ho….warna na ho – Shaarabi – one of the many funny Amitabh quotes ”

“Sara saher mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai ”

“Babumoshai…”

“Mogambo khush hua”
on October 25, 2009 at 5:13 pm Ruben

pachaas kos dur jub koi bachha rota hai toh ma bolti hai so ja beta so ja nahi toh gabbar aa jaayega… woh bachha agar soya nahi hota toh woh bhi gabbar ko bolta, tere ko thakur ke saath kya langadi khelni thi kya jo ooske dono haath kaatkar shaan se oosko shaal odhne ke liye zinda rakha… tabhi 2 goli thok diya hota.. na woh jai aur viru ko lata na woh basanti ke saath Holi khelte aur na climax me teri maarte…..
on October 28, 2009 at 8:27 am Atul Lokhande

Aandu pandu samazaa kya? maratha hain bhai…

Nana patekar in Tiranga.
on October 29, 2009 at 7:12 am shaili

tera baap kya photogrpher tha jo itni negative baat kar raha hai
–all d best
on November 14, 2009 at 6:05 am Gautam

“RAMLAL”
on November 14, 2009 at 6:06 am Gautam

Main AAP KE BACHE KI MAA BANNE WALI HU
on November 15, 2009 at 4:08 am vishal

“bhagvan ke liye mujhe chodato”…….
on November 28, 2009 at 12:47 am Balaji

Hi…above all..I suppose everyone forgot the famous dialogue – MAA KA DOODH PIYA HAI TOH SAAMNE AA!!
on November 28, 2009 at 2:22 am Alok

Jis School me Tum Padte Ho Waha ka Headmaster Aaj Bhi Hum Se Tution Le Raha Hai
on December 8, 2009 at 6:58 pm Anuj

hilarious dialogue list:

-”aap chinta mat kijiye, jab ghass ugegi to ghoda apne aap aa jayega” -Dhamal

-”bahut dard ho raha hai bhai…ek quarter mil jata to……..Sala kidney nikal liya be!!!!” RUN

-”kabira speaking(sunil shetty version)” – HERA PHERI

-”gaonwalo aaj tumko meri baat sunni pading”- dharmendra SHOLEY

“aaiye mein aapko lift de deta hoon
-nahi hum log chale jayenge
waise aapko jana kaha hai?
– hum post office nahi ja rahe hai aur hamare pass koi chitthi bhi nahi hai
kaun si chitthi?
– wahi jisme aapke baare mein kuchh nahi likha hai aur hum ye bhi nahi jaante ki aap kaun hai” Paresh rawal and akshay kumar – AWARA PAGAL DEEWANA
on December 14, 2009 at 8:15 am khan

kyaa dialoguesss hai bhai aap loag ke keep it up welldone
on December 15, 2009 at 2:51 am abhi

well impressed with shero shayari n all of you guys…
enjoy this is the only life time chilll…
on December 20, 2009 at 2:36 am VINSY

Can ne1 post the dialogue of KHUDA GAWAH
“Sar zamine hindustan ko baadshah khan ka Salam…………..”
on December 20, 2009 at 10:09 am Shakti Kapoor

What about 3 very famous dialogues from shakti kapoor

Before he rapes woman screams: Shorday mujhe kutay!!!

Shakti then rapes and says: Ouuuuuuw

After rape woman screams: Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
on December 20, 2009 at 10:39 am Rockey malhotra

ye dhai kilo ka haath jab kisi par padta hai to wo uthta nahi uth jata hai.

tariq pe tariq ,tariq pe tariq , kab taq chalti rahegi ye tariqon ka silsila , is tariq ke chakkar me log jawani me muqadma karte hain aur budhape me aksar wo muqadma haar jaya karte hain. band kar dijiye ye nyay ka dwar taki koi is kaanoon ke chhakkar me na pade………………………
on December 20, 2009 at 10:46 am Rockey malhotra

“main tumhe bhool jau ye ho nhi sakta…aur tum mujhe bhool jao ye main hone nahi dunga”

teri zindgi me aise aise seen likh dunga jo na kabhi tune sune honge aur na kabhi dekhe honge. mera pariwar meri zindgi hai aur meri zindgi me koi dakhal andaji kare ye main bardast nahi kar sakta……………………..